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Now SOAP Too?!

Perhaps Bobby Brainworm should stop worrying about non-existent chemtrails and START DOING HIS FUCKING JOB.

The recall of nearly 2,700 hand soaps distributed in Texas and 14 other states was upgraded as a Class II recall because of possible bacterial contamination.

Intercon Chemical Co., a Missouri-based manufacturer, initiated therecall in June, according to a U.S. Food and Drug Administration enforcement report. The FDA reclassified the recall in September.

A Class II designation means exposure to a recalled product may cause temporary or medically reversible health problems, but the likelihood of serious health consequences is considered remote, according to the FDA.

The recall covers six liquid and foaming hand soaps sold under the Intercon, Clearly Better, Summit, Vestis and Laura Lynn names. 

The products were distributed to 19 wholesalers and one retailer in Texas, California, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa, Maryland, Mississippi, Nebraska, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Washington and Wisconsin.

The FDA did not identify the Texas businesses or facilities that received the products.

Two products – Intercon Foaming Pear Hand Soap With Aloe and Clearly Better by Intercon Foaming Pear Hand Soap With Aloe – may contain several bacteria, including Pseudomonas aeruginosa, Pseudomonas putida, Pseudomonas monteilii, Serratia marcescens and Serratia nematodiphila, according to the enforcement report.

The other four products were recalled because of potential bacterial contamination, though the FDA report did not specify which bacteria may be present.

The affected products are:

*Intercon Foaming Pear Hand Soap With Aloe: 28.7 fluid ounces, UPC 789745002981. The recall covers 693 cases with lot codes AF97312, 26-01001 and 26-01803.

*Clearly Better by Intercon Foaming Pear Hand Soap With Aloe: 1,000 milliliters, or 34 fluid ounces, UPC 789745002615. The recall covers 143 cases with lot codes 26-01001 and 26-01803.

*Summit 150 Foaming Hand Soap: 28.7 fluid ounces, UPC 810080570030. The recall covers 1,040 cases with lot codes BF97303, BF97304 and BF97305.

*Vestis Foaming Hand Soap, Fresh Pear Scent: 33.8 fluid ounces, UPC 810080570405. The recall covers 225 cases with lot code 26-03091.

*Laura Lynn Honey Apple Crisp Liquid Hand Soap: 8 fluid ounces, UPC 086854074305. The recall covers 301 cases with lot codes C3576 and 26-01804.

*Laura Lynn Foaming Pear Scent Hand Soap with Moisturizers: 7.5 fluid ounces, UPC 08685407408. The recall covers 294 cases with lot code 26-01001.

Best-by dates for the recalled soaps range from November 2026 through May 2028.

People who have one of the recalled products should stop using it and contact the retailer or distributor for instructions about returns or disposal. Consumers can compare the product name, size, UPC, lot code and best-by date with the information in the FDA report.

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Couchfucker Says What?

Vice President JD Vance attacked the Rev. Adam Hamilton the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Kansas, because Hamilton’s Church of the Resurrection was one of dozens of sponsors of Kansas City PrideFest. Vance said Hamilton “proudly supported a drag group called Our Ladies of Perpetual Indulgence.” No organization by that name exists.

Vance called the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence “the devil worshiping group that was saying special blessings before LA Dodgers games” and “an anti-Christian hate group.” The Sisters are a 47-year-old volunteer order of queer and trans nuns founded in San Francisco on Easter weekend 1979. They raise money for community nonprofits and produced Play Fair!, a 1982 pamphlet that was among the earliest AIDS-era prevention resources.

The Dodgers did not invite the Sisters to bless games. The Los Angeles chapter received a Community Hero Award before the June 16, 2023, Pride Night game, recognizing decades of charitable work.

Sister Roma, a prominent member of the founding San Francisco order, told The Advocate, “If he was talking about the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, our name isn’t the only thing the vice president got wrong,” and added: “We do not mock nuns, we are nuns.” Hamilton’s campaign said Resurrection fed more than 45,000 people, distributed nearly 60,000 children’s books and built affordable housing in 2025.

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Iconic

American Horror Story (S2 E10)

And then I say bo add a b then
I say the name and banana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with an f very plain
And a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an m this time
And there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme 🎶

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Lunchtime Tunes

Orville Peck – Stampede (2024)

Okay, in the interest of full disclosure, I loved Orville’s album of duets, Stampede.

Cowboys Are Frequently Fond Of Each Other, Midnight Ride, the famous Glen Campbell song Rhinestone Cowboy, and You’re An Asshole I Can’t Stand You And I Want A Divorce, are probably my favorite tracks, but I have to say his latest album, Mule, grabs me in a way this one only brushes against me.

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as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at the dumbest fucking shit that happened.

monday: and god said, ‘let there be stupid’

dumbfuck got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with our old favorite MAGAfied grifto-vangelist ‘pastor,’ Hank Kunneman, leading the way.

apparently, the Big Guy in the Sky personally phoned up the Hankster to give him the inside skinny on good things to come.

“the gas prices are gonna go down down down down down … God has been saying for a long time that gas prices are going down.”

hang on, what? God has a holy hand in our nation’s energy policies, and he’s been saying what?

may I just interject a moment? can I just point out a thing that the god-botherers overlook, when they’re forever telling us what God has up his sleeve? if there were a God, and he wanted to gas prices to go down, they would already be down. he would just snap his fingers, and boom — manifested. that’s the way omnipotence works, bro.

I mean, once you’ve let-there-be-lighted the entire universe into existence with a hand-wave, rigging the price of dinosaur juice should be piece of cake, no?

come on, let’s have a little critical thinking here. if God wanted cheap gas, would He really have sent the dumbest halfwit on the planet to clownfuck his way into an unwinnable don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran, and get the Strait or Hormuz shut down? 

of course not.

I mean, there’s ‘working in mysterious ways,’ and then there’s complete batshit insanity.

tuesday: and god said, ‘let there be even stupider’

holy shit, the Almighty is sure having a busy week. here’s our other favorite god-bothering grifto-vangelist, Lance Wallnau, to play a vigorous round of ‘words, what do they even mean?’

“‘but I will pour out my spirit,’ the prophet said, ‘and your sons and daughters will prophesy. old men will have dreams.’ what does that mean? it means we’re going to have an upgraded AI supernatural prophetic capacity of prophetic intelligence. God’s gonna raise it.”

what did we all just listen to? what is this fuck-jumble of buzzwords? ‘an upgraded AI supernatural prophetic capacity of’ — wait, is the holy spirit turning itself into some kind of janky plagiarism robot? is that what we’re being told to get ready for?

oh, that’s just what we need: Jesus, but with six fingers and a propensity for hallucinating fake facts.

and, as AI Jesus so wisely counseled us in his Sermon on the Mount, ‘blessed are the grifters, for they shall separate the gullible from their money.’

what’s the deal here, is this some new cybernetic deity that we all need to grovel in front of?

no, not at all. what this is, is a naked cash-grab cooked up by Wallnau. he’s just vomiting out a bunch of high-tech-sounding mumbo-jumbo in order to get the rubes to plunk down their hard-earned dough on some farkakta conference he’s holding.

ace job, Lance. bravo — you’ve really brought grifting into the 21st century.

wednesday: and god said, ‘let there be even stupider than that’

okay, enough with these christofascist flim-flam men. let’s move on. it’s been a hot second, so let’s drop on in Bobby Brainworms and see what kind of fucknuttery he’s been getting himself up to.

we’re also looking at chemtrails, and the emissions from, uh, aircraft, and those potential impacts on health.”

Bobby, I beg of you — please don’t. it’s bad enough that people are now dropping dead from entirely-preventable measles, and being turned into human shit-geysers. please don’t waste the entire country’s time on the completely imaginary issue of chemtrails. they don’t exist.

what a great idea it was, to put a heroin-off-a-toilet-seat-snorting, dead-whale-head-chainsawing crackpot in charge of our nation’s health and well-being.

what could possibly go wrong?

look, as Janky Plagiarism Jesus also so sagely counseled us in his Sermon on the Six-Fingered Mount, ‘blessed are the meme creators, for they shall win the internet,’ so without further adieu—

source: Salty Canuck

source: GenXer 4 Apocalyptic Meh

source: Carina

and my own personal favorite—

source: Ginger

’nuff said.

thursday: and god said, ‘oh good, we’ve finally hit Peak Stupid’

I can’t even with these morons.

Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It’s never to keep people OUT.”

come on, was it really every commie country, building these evil walls? Six-Fingered Plagiarism Jesus begs to differ.

Only one communist regime—East Germany (the German Democratic Republic)—built an explicit physical wall (the Berlin Wall and the Inner German border fortifications) directly through an urban area or around an enclave to stop its own citizens from mass defection. [1, 2]

it’s all so bone-crushingly stupid. the GOP, in a hair-on-fire panic over their coming electoral bloodbath in the midterms, have cranked their anti-commie hysteria into overdrive — but it’s incoherent as fuck.

hey, House Republicans, is this you?

what a stunning lack of self-awareness. oh, and while we’re on the subject of a stunning lack of self-awareness —

which quite naturally brings us to Friday, our favorite day of the week, because it’s time for…

friday: the further adventures of Some Fucking Idiot™

on Friday, some fucking idiot’s day got off to a fascistic start, with the announcement that he was banning CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House.

the fucking idiot tried to pull this shit during his first term, and he failed — because despite the fucking idiot’s best efforts, we will have a First Amendment in this country. see you in court, asshole.

the fucking idiot had exactly one public event on his Friday schedule: an Oval Bordello dog-and-pony show, ostensibly about healthcare. but of course the fucking idiot immediately veered off topic.

oh look, the fucking idiot is still carrying a grudge about that time last year, when he got escalatored to smithereens at the United Nations.

this is why we gif shit for posterity’s sake — so that a year later, we can play it back and remind everyone that the fucking idiot and his Slovenian rent-a-wife were never in any danger.

in a bizarre moment during an event full of bizarre moments, the fucking idiot bragged about being just as repressive as China.

and of course the fucking idiot fell fast asleep the very moment someone else started talking.

but the lowest moment came when the fucking idiot actually admitted that indeed, he was ‘banning the free press.’

‘the free press’ — those were his words.

look, the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press had better get their act together and sound the alarm against this authoritarian bullshit, or it won’t be long before they completely lose the right to ever stand up and ask, ‘what the fuck is wrong with you?’

and how fucking idiotic will that be?

this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:

practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.

to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.

we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.

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Every. Damn. Night. Right Before Bedtime.

Well That Explains It!

drlisalippman: One second they are lying on the floor. The next they are flying past you, ears back, taking the couch like a hurdle, doing a ful lap of the living room like the house just turned into a racetrack. Then just as suddenly, they stop, sides heaving, looking very pleased with themselves. Every dog owner has had this experience.

Vets actually have a name for it. We call it a FRAP, a Frenetic Random Activity Period. And it is not your dog being silly or overtired. It is happiness that built up faster than they could spend it any other way.

Dogs store energy and feeling all day in a body that mostly just walks and waits. A FRAP is the release valve. It shows up most after a bath, right when you get home, late at night when the day finally goes quiet, any moment relief or joy hits harder than usual. The zoomies are not random at all. They are what pure, uncomplicated happiness looks like when it has nowhere else to go but their legs.

A lot of dogs even run the same signature route every time, the same loop around the same furniture like the path is already mapped out in their head before they take off. If yours always rounds the couch the same direction or always ends with a slide into the same rug, that is not your imagination. Many dogs genuinely have a personal track.

The gentle note I always include, because real change matters. A dog who suddenly starts doing this so hard they crash into furniture, or who seems distressed rather than gleeful during it, is worth a mention to your vet. But your dog absolutely losing it around the living room for no reason at all? That is just joy, taking a victory lap.

Does your dog have a regular FRAP time?

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Colicky ManBaby Has Yet Another Meltdown

I’ve said it before: all journalists should just stop reporting on his rallies,  press briefings ego fluffing sessions, and accordion-hands announcements. Stop hanging on every word that spews from his rancid anus-mouth. He’s a malignant narcissist and if you stop giving him attention it will cut off his oxygen more effectively than anything else.

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It Only Took Six Years…

BOUT DAMN TIME: Trump’s DOJ has finally admitted that Donald Trump lost the 2020 election.

Trump has spent nearly 6 years trying to argue that he defeated Joe Biden in the 2020 presidential election. He has investigated, intimidated, issued subpoenas, and tried to overhaul the voting system to prevent future “fraud,” alleging that the 2020 election was stolen from him… He never found any evidence.

That didn’t stop Trump. At Trump-a-Palooza just last week, Trump reiterated, “We won the presidency three times” and “If I have to I’ll come back twice- three times. You’ll say get this guy out of here, get him out.”

Ready for Trump to “get out,” Nicholas Wilson sued Trump for violating the 22nd Amendment, which reads, “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice.” So if Trump really won in 2020, then he would have been elected to the office of President three times (which is more than twice), violated the Constitution, and must be removed from office immediately. Yay!

Trump’s DOJ couldn’t let that happen. They filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit, arguing, “Plaintiff alleges that Trump was elected President in 2020, that allegation is untrue.” In fact, “Trump was elected President in 2016 and 2024. In 2020, Joe Biden was elected President.”

Wow, it only took them 6 years!

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And Her Face Just Ghostly

Munich Machine – A Whiter Shade Of Pale (1978)

Another lesser-known project by “The Godfather of EDM,” Giorgio Moroder. It was also the debut of Chris Bennet, whom he collaborated with on Giorgio & Chris the following year.

My two favorite tracks on the album harken from Side 2 of the original vinyl release: La Nuit Blanche and In Love With Love.

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“I Don’t Understand How People Can Be Afraid Of A Fat, Elderly Man Who Wears Apricot Makeup”

Here’s what the brilliant E. Jean Carroll said about Trump: She’s earned every penny of those $88 MILLION verdicts.

“I don’t understand how people can be afraid of a fat, elderly man who wears apricot makeup, his hair done up like Tippi Hedren in The Birds and sits in a courtroom and moans and groans and complains and snorts. When the jury got a load of him, they were mesmerized. You’ve never seen anything like it…”

“He never sat still. And he talked the entire time, within earshot of the judge. He belittled Alina Habba, his own attorney. He would spit as he was talking. He didn’t smell so good.”

“The high point was the moment he stood up, with steam coming off his back and hot air blowing out his ears because Robbie Kaplan [Carroll’s lawyer] was giving the final argument and she was asking the jury how much it would take to make him stop. And she drove him so crazy, he stood up in the courtroom and left.”

“When a man is innocent… he stays and fights. He lost right at that second. He couldn’t have looked more guilty.”

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Ostentatious Doesn’t Even BEGIN To Describe This Monstrosity

Let’s see…a 4 car garage plus an addition 2 car garage, a Billiards Room, a  Billards Gallery, His ‘n Hers Offices, His ‘n Hers Bathrooms, His ‘n Hers Powder Rooms, Assistant’s Office, Conservatory, a BALL ROOM, a 21′ x 44′ Entry Hall with its own BAR, Butler’s Pantry, Elevator, a Hers Closet that’s bigger than our Living Room, and not one, but two Family Rooms…

It’s like those old illusion drawings where you’re supposed to locate all the things that are fucked up.

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