turns out we can all rest easy, folks.
it seems that the sleazy convicted sex trafficker who used to hang out at the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy golf motel in order to procure teenage girls for the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy dead pedo bestie told the sleazy adjudicated sex offender’s sleazy personal lawyer that she never saw the sleazy adjudicated sex offender do anything wrong.
whew. I’m glad we finally got that settled.
during her nine hours speaking with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche last month, Ghislaine Maxwell said nothing during the interview that would be harmful to President Donald Trump, telling Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern, according to sources familiar with what Maxwell said.
oh, okay. Ghislaine never saw Donny do anything ‘concerning.’
well, that’s a fucktacular load off everyone’s minds, right? I mean, it’s not like the word ‘concerning’ can mean anything you want it to.
let me go out on a limb here and posit that if you see nothing wrong with befriending teenage girls so your ex-boyfriend can rape them, you might have a different definition of ‘concerning’ than most people.
on a scale of zero to Susan Collins, how concerned should we be about this?
The Trump administration, meanwhile, is considering publicly releasing the transcripts from the interview, multiple sources familiar with the internal discussions told ABC News.
oh well, cased closed, then. the transcripts will settle everything. I mean, everybody involved in this story is completely credible, right? it’s not like any of them have a history of lying their fucking faces off.
here’s a fun thing the Department of Justice said about Ghislaine Maxwell in 2022.
“Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her.”
oh, is that wrong, lying under oath during a criminal trial?
because I gotta tell ya, Ghislaine Maxwell has to plead ignorance on this thing. because if anyone had said anything at all to her when she swore to tell the truth that that sort of thing was frowned upon…
as for Todd Blanche, it’s not like he hasn’t always been willing to pour gasoline all over his reputation and set it on fire, if Donny demands it. let’s relive one of my favorite moments from Donny’s Big Election Fraud Fuckery Trial.
Todd Blanche will be for the rest of his life known as the buffoon who stood up in court and tried to convince a judge that it was okay for his client to violate his gag order — because Michael Cohen called him Von ShitzInPantz.
Blanche proceeded to read that colorfully worded, offending post into the record as Trump sat listening at the defense table.
“This one says, oh my, ShitzInPantz,” Blanche recited as he entered a screenshot of the post into the court record as Exhibit 64 — without any objection from prosecutors.
The official court stenographer duly followed along, typing the phrase into the court record as “shits in pants.”
let’s see how that worked out for Todd.
“You’re losing all credibility with the court,” Merchan exasperatedly explained.
tell me — a defense lawyer lectured by a judge during a criminal trial about losing credibility, is that bad?
look, Donny and his minions can release all the interview transcripts they want. it won’t settle shit.
Ghislaine Maxwell — a convicted sex-trafficking sleazeball with a history of lying — has every reason in the world to continue to lie.
she’s already been rewarded for her efforts, having been moved from a maximum security prison to a cushy minimum-security prison camp — a move, by the way, that’s just going swimmingly for everyone.
Members of the federal Bureau of Prisons’ Special Operations Response Team have been positioned outside the front entrance to FPC Bryan since the weekend to check IDs and wave people through, two current employees told NBC News.
They said it’s an unfamiliar sight at the all-women, minimum-security camp where staff members and visitors can generally enter the grounds without going through rigorous security protocol.
oh, so the minimum-security prison isn’t minimum-security any more. I’ll bet Ghislaine’s fellow prisoners must over the fucking moon about that.
indeed, it looks like Ghislaine’s making some new friends, all right.
A prisoner at Federal Prison Camp Bryan told The Telegraph that she was “disgusted” by Maxwell’s transfer, a feeling shared by many fellow inmates.
Julie Howell, 44, who is serving a one-year sentence for theft, told the outlet that “every inmate I’ve heard from is upset she’s here.”
“This facility is supposed to house non-violent offenders,” she added. “Human trafficking is a violent crime.”
When Maxwell arrived at the facility, prisoners were reportedly locked down and had the blinds closed in an apparent attempt to hide her from view.
looks like Ghislaine should be sleeping with one eye open for the foreseeable future. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
and thank you for your attention to this matter, as well.
hey, remember that meeting that was supposed to take place at Couchfuck McGee’s house last night, where the Attorney General, the Deputy Attorney General, the White House Chief of Staff, the FBI Director and the Vice President were all going to get their stories straight about the Epstein Files? you know, just a perfectly normal thing that happens in any administration, when your the president has a dead-pedo-bestie problem that just won’t go away.
yesterday, some reporter actually committed a journalism and asked about it.
ance: “I saw a report today, and it’s completely fake news, we’re not meeting to talk about the Epstein situation, and I think the reporter who reported it needs to get better sources.”
Donny: “the whole thing is a hoax. it’s put out by the Democrats. we’ve had the most successful six months in the history of our country. and that’s just a way of trying to divert attention to something that’s total bullshit.”
shut the fuck up, Donny.
we’re not interesting in the word-adjacent noises seeping out of your rancid anus-mouth. right now, we need to talk about JD’s mouth-farts.
what’s that you say, JD? there was never a meeting, it was fake news?
then why is Reuters reporting this?
WASHINGTON, Aug 6 (Reuters) – A dinner for senior administration officials at Vice President JD Vance’s residence to discuss topics including the Trump administration’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein case has been canceled after news of it leaked, a source familiar with the matter said.
these self-owning clownfuckers can’t even get their stories straight about a meeting to get their stories straight.
Team Donny can go right on playing their dog-and-pony games. they can release all the jailhouse transcripts they want. they can move Ghislaine Maxwell to an endless series of posh white-collar prisons. they can pardon her. hell, they can even hang the same worthless trinket around her neck that they hung around that drug-addled sex-tourist.
none of that shit is going to move the needle one inch. everyone knows that these lying liars are covering something up — and the more they weasel around and change their stories, the guiltier Donny looks.
release the Epstein Files, you fucking fucks. everybody wants to see them — even the MAGA cultists.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.