Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm entering," said Snow White.
After half an hour she came out and they asked her, "Well, how did you do?"
"First place," said Snow White.
They continued walking and saw a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," said Superman.
After half an hour he returned and they asked him, "How did you make out?"
"First place," answered Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continued walking and saw another sign: "Contest! Who is the Greatest Liar in the World?"
Pinocchio said, "This is mine."
Half an hour later he returned with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" sobbed Pinocchio.