For those not wishing to contract salmonella.
Eggless Cookie Dough
(to eat, not to bake)
3/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup butter, softened
1/4 tsp vanilla
1/4 cup milk
1 cup flour
pinch of salt
1/2 cup chocolate chips
Mix together in a bowl, grab a spoon, and put on a movie.