From Mock Paper Scissors:
The 78-year old convicted felon and noted dotard Donald Trump doesn't know the meaning of the word metaphor (or many other words for that matter).
Donald Trump's campaign team sparked unintentional hilarity after blasting out the theme song from Titanic at a Montana rally Friday.
Some political pundits on social media felt the song a metaphor for the Trump campaign's flagging momentum, which comes just weeks after a victory in November felt all but assured.
What a dope.