News of Cap'n Sundowner In Montana

From Mock Paper Scissors:

The 78-year old convicted felon and noted dotard Donald Trump doesn't know the meaning of the word metaphor (or many other words for that matter).

We enter into evidence:

Donald Trump's campaign team sparked unintentional hilarity after blasting out the theme song from Titanic at a Montana rally Friday.

Some political pundits on social media felt the song a metaphor for the Trump campaign's flagging momentum, which comes just weeks after a victory in November felt all but assured.

What a dope.