Once Again, Critics Prove…

…that they don't know shit.

Jupiter Ascending is a marvelous, visually stunning film. Yeah, there were a few plot holes, but it was by no means the hot mess that reviewers have been painting it to be. If anything, it could've used a bit more character development in the first act, but other than that I found it wholly original, fun, and—unlike the majority of critics—I had no trouble following along with the storyline.

And speaking of visually stunning, it also didn't hurt that Channing Tatum was half-naked for a quarter of the film…

Just sayin'.

I give it 9 out of 10 and one I'll probably add to my library once it's available on BluRay