French: This chair is feminine! “La Chaise!”
Italian: This chair is feminine! “La sedia!”
German: This chair is masculine! “Der Stuhl!”
English: This chair is a fucking object. I don’t see a shirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface. You people are fucking insane.”
Japanese: If you don’t pronounce chair exactly right, you’ll end up saying testicles instead.