I Just Can't

Because god knows you can't wake up, much less leave your house without apps! I need to brush my teeth—WAIT! There's an app for that! I want my feet massaged—WAIT! There's an app for that! I need to take a dump—WAIT! There's probably an app for that as well!

Future generations are going to look back at us and either laugh hysterically or recoil in horror.

 

3 Replies to “I Just Can't

  1. 43% of millennials can't go to the bathroom without their smartphone.

    Think about it.

  2. I just won't have one of these things. Call me old and cranky but I blame smartphones for the collapse of polite society…

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