The "I'm Getting Old" Starter Pack

  • "This is way too sweet."
  • "They're remaking that movie already?"
  • "My back hurts."
  • "Wait…people get mad about that now?"
  • "I can't eat that, it's gonna fuck my stomach up."
  • "Hold on let me check my calendar first."
  • "I need to buy a bigger pill box."
  • Turns on radio. [groans]

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2 Replies to “The "I'm Getting Old" Starter Pack”

  1. I was just reading in AARP magazine…
    Your nephew is how old?! Last time I saw him he was 8.
    The group of people who know where they were when
    JFK was assassinated is getting smaller; and the group of
    kids saying Who was JFK? is growing quickly.
    mwg

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