"Already done. To 'rick' is to remove something with your tongue—the 'r' from 'remove,' the 'ick' from 'lick'— which makes 'rick santorum' the most disgusting two-word sentence in the English language after 'vote Republican.'" ~ Dan Savage, responding to a reader who asked after his successful Google campaign to redefine "Santorum" when he was going to redefine the Senator's first name