Don't Laugh. I'm Sure It's Been Discussed…

At some point in the future:

Me: Picks up my phone to call a longtime friend. Punches in the number and presses the call button.

Popup on Phone: We're sorry. It seems Michael Xavier at 555-1212 is not an Apple customer and not in our database. Would you like to allow us to add him?

Me: WTF? Presses NO.

Popup on Phone: We're sorry. We cannot complete the call as dialed. Please check the number or allow Apple to add Michael to our customer database before proceeding.