So In Other Words…

…I essentially have a brand new computer. (Not that I'm complaining.) You replaced everything except the bottom cover plate and the display? Apple, I know you have more money than God, but how can this possibly be cost effective? Why not just replace the entire machine outright?

And that is exactly what will be happening—per Apple—if the keyboard goes out again within the next six months when my Apple Care finally runs out (and possibly thereafter because of the extended keyboard repair program). This repair (thankfully completely covered) was the third strike.

And did I mention all my holes ports are nice and tight again?