All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

I can feel Bill Gates' our alien overlords' nanobots swarming through my bloodstream, but it's been two days and I'm still waiting for my 5G antennas to start sprouting. I wonder if my reception will be good enough with just those, or if I'll still need a tinfoil hat…

There is a welt at the injection site that forms "666," so I'm not giving up hope just yet.