I've Been a Very Naughty Boy

I'm not sure if this is just me or if it's a scattered system-wide issue. A quick internet search reveals that Twitter is abuzz with reports of people getting this notification.

It's weird because I can still access my Insta on the web (albeit with "stories" blanked out), but if I try to use the Instagram app I can't do or see anything. I haven't posted anything that is likely to piss the algorithm off, but I do remember leaving a particularly snarky comment on one of those "politically sensitive" posts a couple days ago. Or maybe it's just because I report nearly every ad that scrolls past as spam?

And of course, there's no way of contacting them—because it's FaceFuck.

If the account doesn't come back up by tomorrow I'll take it as a sign that it's time to leave social media entirely.