Douchebag of the Day

So Porno Pete LaBarbera (the guy who trawls the Folsom Street Fair and other gay gatherings to capture photos for his "research" and self-proclaimed leader of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality) is flapping his jowls again—in between going down on rent boys—this time at a Hate conference in Spain:

"Simply put, we as a movement must conquer whatever timidity, fear and political correctness we have in NOT wanting to debate the morality of homosexuality–because our fanatically driven LGBT opponents will never relent in their audacious campaign 'sell' homosexuality to the public. Notice that while many conservatives shrink from the homosexuality debate, self-described 'queer' activists never back-track in their misguided, indeed, pathological quest to compel society to approve of their aberrant 'lifestyles.'"

Hey Petey Boy…lets try putting that sequined pump on the other foot:

"Simply put, we as a movement must conquer whatever timidity, fear and political correctness we have in NOT wanting to debate the morality of Christianism –because our fanatically driven 'Christian' opponents will never relent in their audacious campaign 'sell' Christianity to the public. Notice that while many progressives shrink from the Christianity debate, self-described 'pro-family' activists never back-track in their misguided, indeed, pathological quest to compel society to approve of their aberrant 'religious freedom.'"

How does that feel going down, Petey Boy? Probably not as good as those Spanish rent boys…

(That you're totally doing for research purposes, of course.)

Dude, we get it. You hate us. You really, really hate us. So stop wrapping your hate in the trappings of Christian Love® and just say it. At least then you'd be telling the truth.

In case you haven't noticed, this isn't the 1950s, where Negros moved to the back of the bus, a woman's place was barefoot and pregnant, and filthy homos were beaten with impunity, extorted, and made to cower in the darkness. The Millennial Generation doesn't care who loves who, and they see your bald-faced bigotry for what it is: psychological projection of your own inner desires that you can't reconcile with your all-consuming self-hatred. Every time you open your mouth and start spouting off about sin and the impending destruction of Western Civilization because of the acceptance of homosexuality, you're moving one step closer to total irrelevance and announcing to the world that you are, in fact, one big self-hating homo.

You and your little band of "culture warriors" have already lost the war. Give up and surrender.

2 Replies to “Douchebag of the Day”

  1. Porno Pete was following me on Twitter for some reason. On three occasions, I read his hateful tweets, and retorted. Each time, I got a little help from others. And each time, he very clearly looked like an ass, but proclaimed victory anyway! After the third time, he blocked me. He's an insufferable ass, and is no doubt a very sad closet case. I'd prefer he stay in that closet though, because we do not want to claim him.

  2. Some friends and I were in Philadelphia while their Pride celebration was going on. With nothing better to do, we wandered down the streets to people-watch (always entertaining) and see what was going on at the various booths and such. It was a nice event and we had gelato, so it was all good despite the protesters that were there trying to disrupt everybody's fun.

    At the exit, a guy with a videocamera was filming everybody coming and going while a group of Pride participants were waving and yelling at him. When I walked up to see what was going on, the guy with the camera swung it in my direction. Instinctively, I put my hand out to block my face. The guy with the camera started yelling "NO, YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOU CAN'T HIDE!!" One of the group then explained to me that the man was documenting everybody who showed up… all in the hopes that his homophobic organization could spot prominent people in the community and make their lives miserable for being gay. "Ah!" I said to the dumbass with the camera who was sticking it my face… "Well, sorry to waste your time, but I'm not gay. I hope that isn't a boner-shrinker when you're at home masturbating to all these hot guys you're filming." This caused the crowd to laugh their asses off, but only encouraged the guy with the camera… "WE'LL GETCHA! WE'LL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE! EVERYBODY'S GONNA KNOW YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THE HOMOSEXUALS!" So I shouted my full name and address into his camera and said "THERE! THAT OUGHTTA SAVE YOU SOME TIME!"

    To this day, nobody has "got" me, so I remained convinced that all these homophobes doing "research" just end up using the videos and photos for spank material. Pete LaBarbera is undoubtedly no different. It would be comical if it wasn't so painfully obvious.

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