Oh, SuhNAP!

From AMERICAblog:

God is in the nuggets

The God of Gluttony smiled upon all those waddling through long lines at Chick-fil-a Wednesday to celebrate their pride in being heterosexual, bigoted and obese.

Sitting in their idling cars with the AC running, they waited their turn to take communion in the form of a typical American factory-farmed chicken breast laced with all the natural goodness of antibioticsBenadryl, and arsenic (sorry, "organic" arsenic), then rolled in white flour, powdered sugar, butter, salt and deep fried.

In a culture that readily accepts highly-processed substances as "food," it was only a matter of time before we found people going to the same trough to meet their other needs, from spirituality to political expression.

In a matter of days, we've seen the meteoric rise of a brand new symbol of moral righteousness: the greasy fast food bag. Long thought of as mere garbage, this former agent of death is now the exulted symbol of a desperate people's moral compass (life imitates art). Politicians like Sarah Palin and Lindsey Graham proudly pose with it (oblivious to how gay their photo opps actually came off). I imagine Republicans will soon be signing pledges of loyalty to their chicken god.

The scenes were repulsive. Supposedly civilized people turning to the drive-through window for a super-sized order of malnutrition, warped spirituality, and bigoted political discourse.  (Obesity and arteriosclerosis all being part of God's plan, praise the Lord.)

Though not a God you or I might be familiar with.  Rather, a cheap fast-faith God who shares their prejudices, along with free refills of hate and intolerance

2 Replies to “Oh, SuhNAP!

  1. Mr. Chic- full-a-shit raked in the cash yesterday. Will his minimum wage workers share the wealth??? I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT.

    1. I'm sure the stores will show a spike in revenue from yesterday, but as has been pointed out on many sites, it's unlikely this will continue as a trend. Whereas, people who have stopped eating at the restaurant are equally unlikely to return, causing a net decrease in revenue over time.

      Ultimately, if the downward trend continues, Chick-Fil-A will join the graveyard of other forgotten establishments, á la Sambos.

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