Imagine being so fundamentally paranoid that you can't go to the corner bakery without strapping on every assault weapon in your arsenal? I mean, which is this yahoo expecting, anyway? Armed attack troops hell-bent on stealing cupcakes?
Nevermind…I know what he's expecting: POC wanting to buy donuts. Can't have that!
At least he's wearing a mask.
. . . AND with his doughnuts in hand, he proceeds to his "lifted" SD2500 diesel 4-dr pickup truck, with "stealth black" color scheme and HD aftermarket front and rear bumpers, plus monster off-road wheels/tires to drive to the corner store to get some milk to go with his sweets. ALL as he perceives he's helping to keep the world safe JUST IN CASE anything might happen. See those trucks everywhere in TX, as if they were all being ready to help in another Hurricane Harvey or something. Then you might see them on a worksite or with a small trailer hauling some Home Depot stuff, which a normal F-150 or Ranger might have hauled just as well. Even a 4cyl turbo Silverado, for that matter.