This Picture Reminds Me Of…

Illustration by Martindrawz

4th Grade and the arrival of the new PE teacher at my  school. (Although nothing like this ever happened, much to my disappointment. Don't think I didn't fantasize about it!) Mr. Davis. Ex-marine, constant 3-day scruff, pencil-eraser nipples that popped through every shirt he wore, tight nylon shorts, furry legs and arms, bubble butt and tufts of hair always poking out of the neck of his t-shirt. It was the year I discovered masturbation and knew I was attracted to men and not women.