…you can ignore the entire previous week's worth of emails regarding the system changes that were scheduled to occur this past weekend because they were from I.T. (and email from I.T. always get ignored because you're "too busy" anyway) and then bitch loudly when you arrive on Monday and lock yourself out of your account because "no one told you" this was happening.
I.T. is here for only one reason: to enable and encourage your ongoing stupidity, because, well, that's what we have to do and if we called you the absolute fucking ignorant pampered assholes that you actually are to your faces, we'd get fired.