Too Many Questions

1 – How tall are you?
Shorter than Ben. Taller than a Hobbit.
2 – Sexual Orientation
Gay. Duh. Have you looked at this website?
3 – Do you Smoke?
No.
4 – Do you Drink?
No.
5 – Do you Take Drugs?
Other than prescribed medications, no.
6 – Age you get mistaken for
Usually about 10 years younger than I actually am. (see 2, 3, and 4 above)
7 – Have Tattoos?
Yes.
8 – Want any tattoos?
One more, yes.
9 – Got any Piercings?
Not any more.
10 – Want any piercings?
Been there, done that.
11 – Best friend?
My Ben.
12 – Do you like anyone?
What is this, high school?
13 – Top 5 favorite bands?
Bands? Are the 60s calling? I have eclectic tastes. I like Jazz, Classic Rock, Old School Disco and Pop. So let's say Duke Ellington (currently grooving on "Blues in Orbit"), Chicago, Elton John (from the 70s), Alec Costandinos, and the Pet Shop Boys
14 – Top 5 favorite songs?
Of all time? the last week? Impossible to answer because it would probably change before I finish this post.
15 – Biggest pet peeve?
Willfully stupid people. Clueless drivers. The entire Republican party. Hateful "Christians." People who are famous for being famous, i.e. the Kardashians. (Now there's a Venn Diagram for you!)
16 – Story from your childhood.
In sixth grade I'd just discovered the wonder of scientific thermometers. While at recess one day I snuck back into my classroom determined to discover the boiling point of water. The minute I put the thermometer in the boiling water it broke into two pieces. I had a witness to the deed, but I swore her to secrecy, and while she almost turned me in weeks later when the broken thermometer was discovered, I never fessed up and never got caught.
17 – I wish…
I had a new career and job that I actually looked forward to going to in the morning.
18 – Favorite foods?
Mexican
19 – Story about your day.
I spent most of the morning composing the last blog post. Then I went out and had lunch with Ben. And then the alien invasion began.
20 – Top 5 CILFs (Celebrities I'd Like to Fuck)?
Well, I guess based on this that Seth Rogen is on the list. But if you're talking about the other four (I only get 4?) they'd be Eddie McClintock, Channing Tatum (jeez, who wouldn't?), Skylar Astin, and lastly—Darren Criss (who I envision being a very pushy bottom).
21 – Top 5 favorite movies?
Personal Services, Blade Runner, Auntie Mame, Koyaanisqatsi, and a toss-up between Vicror/Victoria and 2001: A Space Odyssey.
22 – Top 5 favorite TV shows?
Doctor Who, NCIS, Chelsea Lately, Being Human and American Horror Story
If you count shows that are no longer aired, you can add Battlestar Galactica, Fringe, and Falling Skies to the list. It's more than 5. Deal with it.
23 – Random fact about yourself.
I didn't have my tonsils removed until I was in my 40s. (And NO, that's not a euphemism for anything.)