Me: What the fuck are you doing? What. The Fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER, ASSHOLE!
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit? WHY?
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Me: Shit, is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit, THAT is a cop.
Ditto to all of that.