From Infidel 753
More revised word definitions—what the words visibly should mean, based on spelling…
Alternate: To transform Nathan
Assailant: Your buttocks are making a small insect sick
Calamity: Harmonious feelings in California
Crochet: An animal similar to an alligator, but not gay
Detest: To rescind an exam
Endanger: To put a stop to rage
Extort: A former cause of civil action
Gothic: To have hiccups
Horace: A contest of speed among prostitutes
Lagoon: The female thug
Manager: Something that causes an adult male to get older
Palace: The frilly fabric your dad likes
Perpetrate: A charge based on the number of animals you have
Polynesia: The inability to remember parrots
Propose: In favor of standing in a certain way
Rearmed: Medication for buttocks
Rebellion: To put a clanging musical instrument back on an atom which has lost some of its electrons
Teasing: To musically praise a mildly-caffeinated beverage
Transport: A city which isn't actually a port, but identifies as one
Trumpet: A miniature version of Donald Trump
Warplane: The part of the highway reserved for starships moving faster than light
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
Thank you Mark for reposting this. Totally loved it.