Triptych

Dude, we get it. You've got a big dick and you like to go out in public in sweatpants without underwear and show it off.

(I don't know if this guy is a professional "adult entertainer" or not, but when I initially ran across him a year or so ago he piqued my interest because he came off as just a regular guy who loved to show off his hairy pits. But then I stumbled across him on Instagram and his entire feed is nothing but reels of him hard in his sweatpants with guys either reaching for objects and brushing against his tool or him just showing off how the ridge of his glans is clearly visible. Dude, we get it. You're hot. You're cute. And more than a few of us would undoubtedly get nasty with you if the opportunity presented itself. But you've gotta step up your game!)