Shave 'em Dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
I got something between my legs'll make a dead man cum Oh, daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry? Now, draw it out! Want you to grind me, baby, grind me until I crySay I fucked all night, and all the night before, baby
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more Oh, great God daddy, grind me, honey, and shave me dry And when you hear me holler, baby, want you to shave it dryI got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
Daddy, you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em cum Oh, daddy, shave me dry And I'll give you something, baby, swear it'll make you cryI'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me, daddy, 'til the bell do ring Oh, daddy, want you to shave 'em dry Oh, great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby, won't you try?Now if fucking was the thing that would take me to Heaven
I'd be fucking in the studio 'til the clock strike 11 Oh daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry I would fuck you, baby, honey, I'd make you cryNow your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple Your god-damn ass-hole stands open like a church door And the crabs walks in like people, haw, shit! Shucks, ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?A big sow gets fat from eating corn
And a pig gets fat from sucking Reason you see this whore, fat like I am Great God, I got fat from fucking Eh, shave 'em dry (with pleasure)My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass And my fucking is made for working men's two dollars Great God 'round to kiss my ass Whoa, woo, daddy, shave 'em dry
You can read about Lucille here.
You should hear the original versions of the songs Elvis made popular. Hound dog was particularly raunchy. Only thing I remember from my modern history class in college.