Author: Mark Alexander

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David Attenborough voice-over:

“And, here, we see an alpha male, of the species Cowardus Americanus, consoling another alpha male, which has obviously just been frightened. This somewhat disturbing behaviour is generally a prelude to mating.”

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I Don’t Know What They’re Protesting, But I’m Gonna Do The Exact Opposite Now

Apparently this is the same group that tried to deface the Mona Lisa. This time the paint was some sort of corn-starch powder, and I’ve read it’s already been removed, but there is absolutely no excuse for this.

Anyway, today is the longest day of the year and here I thought it was going to be November 5th.

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I’m This Old

I could never get this blasted thing to do anything, and once the plastic spinner on the bottom broke off (and it did—without exception—if you actually used it) the whole thing was useless and got tossed in the trash…

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