Author: Mark Alexander

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You’ve Heard of Murphy’s Law

But there are many other such laws.

Here are a few:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
-Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair

Identical parts aren’t.
-Beach’s Law

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
-Anthony’s Law of the Workshop

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
-Tussman’s Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-Lowery’s Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem.
-Peer’s Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
-William’s Law

Handy Guide to Modern Science:
1. If it’s green or it wiggles, it’s Biology.
2. If it stinks, it’s Chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work, it’s Physics.

Machines should work. People should think.
-IBM’s Pollyanna Principle

The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage – management.
-The Dilbert Principle

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-Ehrlich’s Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
-Ralph’s Observation

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
-Cannon’s Comment

Thinly sliced cabbage.
-Cole’s Law

Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.
-Franklin’s Law

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New Music

I stumbled across this group the other night on YouTube, and was immediately captivated. I don’t know how to classify their music, other than to say it’s definitely my speed.

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An Oldie But A Goodie

While stitching a cut on the hand of an elderly farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation.

Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump.

The old farmer said, ” Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is a post tortoise.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post tortoise was.

The old farmer said, “It’s when you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top – that’s a post tortoise. You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s been elevated beyond his ability to function and you wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place.”

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The US Is The Parent In The Gaza School Shooting

From Greg Fallis:

Remember Jennifer and James Crumbley? Sure you do. They’re Ethan’s parents. You know, Ethan Crumbly? Oh, c’mon…the 15-year-old kid who shot and killed four of his classmates at Oxford High School in Michigan. Ring a bell? The murders happened back in 2021, but a month ago Jennifer Crumbley was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter because she 1) failed to get Ethan the mental health care he needed, and 2) made it possible for him to have access to both a handgun and ammunition.

Here’s the thing: the US are Jennifer and James Crumbley. The Israeli government is Ethan. And the thirty thousand dead men, women, and children in Gaza? They’re the victims of an international school shooting.

Just like Ethan’s parents, the US (and the world) has known for a long time that the government of Israel has been a threat to the daily existence of Palestinians. We’ve known about the government’s support of illegal settlements in the West Bank, we’ve known about their harsh policies toward Gaza. And yeah, like Ethan, some groups of Palestinians have made matters worse because of their behavior. But the fact remains, the US has been aware of the dangerous and destructive behavior of Israel. And like Ethan’s parents, we’ve not only ignored the abuse and the risk, we’ve deliberately enabled it by supplying the Israeli government with all manner of weaponry.

And hey, we’re still doing that. Thirty thousand plus dead Gazan — a large proportion of which are children — and we continue to hand them weapons. Yes, we’re saying, “Please use these weapons responsibly” but that’s like buying your 15-year-old mentally ill child a handgun, helping him load it, and asking him not to kill his classmates.

Jennifer Crumbly has been found guilty for making it possible for her son to kill other kids. Her husband’s trial will be held in the near future; he’ll likely be found guilty as well. In any rational, responsible World Criminal Court, the US will…well, you can figure it out.

I’m sure Ethan’s parents feel horrible about what happened. I’m sure they wish they’d acted before it was too late. I’m sure they just didn’t realize how their parental failure would harm others. I’m sure they had no idea how much it would harm Ethan and themselves. I’m sure that if they’d been present during the shooting, they’d have at least tried to take Ethan’s 9mm handgun and stopped the killing.

The US could do that. We could just stop providing the Israeli government with the weapons its using to commit genocide against the Palestinian people. It’s far too late, of course, but too late is better than never. We could stop giving Israel weaponry; it would be the moral equivalent of taking away Ethan’s handgun after he’s shot a few classmates. There are already too many bodies on the international schoolroom floor; nothing is going to change that. But we could try to prevent more bodies from stacking up.

We could do that. But we won’t.

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