Author: Mark Alexander

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Fuck Instagram

I fear the days on my last remaining social media website are numbered. I’m done with this bullshit.

First they tweaked their API so you can no longer use third-party apps to access their content. (GRIDS allowed me to filter out ads completely.) While I can still get online with them using GRIDS, I get knocked off randomly and I’m forced to log in again via a pop-up Instagram window. Once I’m logged in, I automatically get logged out of the native app on my phone, forcing me to log in there again. Rinse and repeat ad nauseam.

And now this bullshit. Apparently leaving less-than-flattering comments on their imported Chinese crap ads isn’t allowed… (That isn’t being racist; 90% of what is being advertised on the platform ships from mainland China.)

 

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4th Grade. Phys Ed teacher Mr. Davis. Ex-marine. Dark hair, ‘stache, perpetual three-day scruff. Hair peeking out of the neck of his too-tight t-shirts and perky nipples that were always at attention. Hairy legs and an ass just like that picture. I didn’t have a name for it back then, but I knew what I wanted.

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