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By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
“A man who lays with another man should be stoned.” [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
If Stranger Things was British it’d be called…
Bit Odd Innit?
I hear there’s a new restaurant, want to try it?
What’s it called?
Sam’n’Ellas…
I’ll pass.
Our cleaning lady just called and said she’s working from home today.
She will send instructions.
Q: If men didn’t exist, who would protect you?
Her: Protect us from who?
tRUMP: Excuse me, excuse me! I haven’t finished incriminating myself yet!
You’d better relax buddy, or I’ll fold your clothes while you’re still in them.
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives: the first one left me. The second one didn’t.
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear, you could rob a liquor store with a bagel.
Lady GAGA: Why do people look at me like I’m crazy when I use coupons at the grocery or try bargaining at retail, I’M FROM NEW YORK! WHERE IS THE SALE RACK!
Just texted my teenager to remind me what Parental Control password I’d set and that she’d figured out, so I could get into my own Netflix.
Whitney Cummings: If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I’m holding my phone, I will call the police.
Doorbells and phone rings should be banned in TV commercials.
I’m at the age where, whenever I think of my age, I think, “I should go lie down.”
Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”
Jim Gaffigan: They should bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.
Dad, what’s a forklift?
Food, usually.
I told my mom she was invading my privacy.
She told me I came out of her privacy.
People be like what you be doing in the house all the time.
I be like I’m enjoying the bills I paid.
Female interviewer: I have three openings.
Unemployed guy: Yeah, I know.
Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.
How do I become one of those people that go to bed at 10 and wake up at 6? Does it require some kind of surgery?
I realized I might have a road rage problem when my 4yo son started yelling “Pick a lane asshole!” in the grocery store.
Sometimes words are not enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.
According to serving sizes tonight, I’m a family of 4.
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins.
I’m reading a horror book in Braille.
Something terrible is about to happen.
I can feel it.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
I used to be a choir director but found it difficult to chorale everybody and got tired of the organist piping up.
I made my password supermanbatmanhulkflashspidermanwonderwomanironmanwolverine, because it had to be a minimum of 8 characters.
My cat lost its tail.
I got him a new one at the retail store.
Two of my rabbits really enjoy looking up into the night air. The third just hunkers down in his cage.
I’ve named them Star, Sky, and Hutch.
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at trees for half an hour.
Apparently, not the Apple Watch she was expecting.
I just overheard that Earl is real mixed up, and I think you would agree.
(I had to look at the comments to get it.)
The church painter cheated and thinned the paint.
So the pastor told him to repaint and thin no more.
Guy 1: I was a pizza delivery man. What a cruel job. You can see them and smell them but can’t eat them.
Guy 2: Oh, I know how that feels. I was a gynecologist.
In Hawaii, it’s against the law to
Laugh Out Loud
You can only use
A Low Ha.
I just won a competition to invent a silent doorbell.
It’s always been my dream to get the no bell prize.
I just saw this fella steal some flowers and the woman from the shop was running after him.
I thought I’d encourage her… So I shouted…
Run Florist, Run!!..
My friend found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Kathy that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
Kathy went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
Kathy said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”
Kathy replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The pharmacist says, “Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.”
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How to know you’re on the right side of history? When a petulant criminal tyrant hates your guts. pic.twitter.com/RpetkAfzLi
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 17, 2023




























If you know, you know…


From Green Eagle:
We are hearing from everyone that there is a difference of world-view between Democrats and Republicans. The current version of this is between Democrats, who believe that massive evidence exists that the lawless Trump has brazenly broken endless laws- financial laws, laws against sexual abuse, and the grossest misuse of his position of the power of the Presidency, and Republican, who believe the whole thing is a manufactured witch-hunt over insignificant acts, while true Democratic criminals are allowed to roam free.
Well, I’ve got news for you, buddies: that is completely false. In fact, except for a vanishingly small collection of the terminally ignorant, no one in the Republican base believes Trump is innocent. They all know what he did and is continuing to do, just like we do. And it is not just that they don’t care. They care with every fiber of their being. It’s that for this frighteningly large group of white haters, being a criminal monster that puts Al Capone to shame is exactly what they want in a President.
You see, we have talked about something for years, but they have incorporated it into their souls. That is the fact that White people are on the edge of no longer being a majority in this country; in fact in many parts of it, they already do not have the votes to win elections without gerrymandering, cheating, violent intimidation and every other tactic of dictators. They know that they are about to lose power in this country if it continues to uphold the principles that have set it apart from other countries for two and a half centuries, and they know that, if they have to chose between power and principles, they will not hesitate to make the same decision that Hitler and Mussolini and Franco and Pol Pot and Idi Amin have made before them.
And now let me be blunt, and speak in their language and Trump’s language. White supremacists have maintained their power since the beginning of this country by stomping on the necks of the niggers and spics and kikes and chinks, and on the necks of any white race traitors who give a damn about those people. Now that they cannot win elections fairly any more, they intend to go right on stomping, just stomping harder. That demands a leader who does not give a damn about democracy or majority rule or fairness or common human decency; who does not care in any way about the lives and welfare of different kinds of people, no more than Hitler cared about Jews and Slavs and Gypsies. That is why they have reduced their Presidential race to the two most morally hateful candidates in their field, Trump and De Santis, our current versions of Hitler and Stalin, one of whom will slaughter his enemies with glee, the other with a blank, empty countenance. The contest between these two does not appeal to an electorate that merely ignores their deficiencies, because their voters glorify in criminality, in contempt for right and wrong. They know this moral debasement in their leaders is the only way they can keep power, and they have committed themselves to move in that direction as fast as they can. The Republican voting base is consciously auditioning to find the lowest criminal they can put into the White House, because only the lowest criminal can be counted on to give them what they want.
Do these people know that Trump lies to the country every time he opens his mouth? Sure they do, but they don’t care, because they know he is telling them the truth about the only issue that they really care about- crushing all opposition to white minority rule. They think, stupidly, that this will usher in a paradise in which they will all be rich and powerful, and all own the mansions and yachts and private jets that they have always deserved, while their perceived enemies will grovel in misery in situations little better than the slums of Victorian Europe. And they will adore their leader for giving them this victory, just as Germans adored Hitler, until he started losing. They are looking for the worst person on earth to lead them to this promised land, and they have found him in Trump.
I have been shocked at how many of my fellow Americans have been willing to sign on to this hateful agenda, but maybe I should have read Richard Evans and William Shirer a little closer, and opened my eyes a little wider to what they were really telling us. Well, it is upon us now. Thankfully, the bastard has lost the last two electoral cycles, and his understudy De Santis seems more suited for a bureaucratic role like Himmler, than to be the Fuehrer or Duce himself. Maybe we can hold the fort until demographics completes its work, and it is they who are getting drowned in the bathtub instead of the rest of us. But it is hardly certain. If we had been told twenty years ago that we would see in this world an outbreak of white race hatred as malignant as the Nazis, let alone see it right here in the United States, very few of us would have accepted the truth, but here we are. God have mercy on us.







I am incorrigible.




