“My wife is back east visiting her sister. Why don’tcha stop by tonight?”
Sunday Sacrilege
365 Days of UNF: Day 8
I’ve Started Going Through Stuff
…in anticipation of our move late next month and I ran across this. Not sure when it dates from. Maybe 2012? I know at the time it caused quite a stink.
But funny how it’s just as—if not more—applicable today than it was then.
Pitchers!
Wut?!
Woman sitting behind me and to my left just announced to her companion, “I’ve found the one true god!”
And which god exactly would that be, darling? I know exactly who you were referring to, but in the interest of fairness, is it Mithra? Horus? Zeus? Osiris? Enril? Shiva? Vishnu? Aphrodite? Yahweh? Quetzalcoatl? Apollo? Bixia? I’m sure I’ve overlooked a few thousand.
I’m torn between turning to her and asking, “Wut?!” and “How special for you!”
But I chose instead to ignore her, put in my headphones, and crank The Purple Zone until my ears bled.
Impure Thoughts
Bearded Jensen Ackles gives me impure thoughts.
It’s not as funny if you actually understand German.
How Dare You!
Nasty
Admit it. We were all thinking the same thing.
“Hunter Biden’s Laptop! Hunter Biden’s Laptop! Hunter Biden’s…”
And don’t forget the Jewish Space Lasers!
Oh Snap!
Good Luck Herding Those Cats
Mirror Mirror On The Wall
#truth
365 Days of UNF: Day 7
I Mean…He’s Probably Not Wrong
I Want to See Him Swing His Other Baton
? ? ?
Because It Was All About Control
Get In There
Don’t Fuck With Greta Thunberg
A Legitimate Question
‘Murika!
Friday Distractions
(I know a few of these are repeats, but they distracted me more than once. ?)
When Did It All Get So Complicated?
Useful Info
I See No Problem With This
Daddy!
“Ya thrill me when ya drill me!”
365 Days of UNF: Day 6
