Author: Mark Alexander

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Wut?!

Woman sitting behind me and to my left just announced to her companion, “I’ve found the one true god!”

And which god exactly would that be, darling? I know exactly who you were referring to, but in the interest of fairness, is it Mithra? Horus? Zeus? Osiris? Enril? Shiva? Vishnu? Aphrodite? Yahweh? Quetzalcoatl? Apollo? Bixia? I’m sure I’ve overlooked a few thousand.

I’m torn between turning to her and asking, “Wut?!” and “How special for you!”

But I chose instead to ignore her, put in my headphones, and crank The Purple Zone until my ears bled.

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