Author: Mark Alexander

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Idiot Desantis has still not realized you don’t fuck with the Mouse. Disney can ground that little pipsqueak into the ground in so many delightfully painful ways that it’s going to be interesting just to see which one they ultimately choose.

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It has been a First-World-Problems week from hell.

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With each passing day I become more and more amazed that our species has managed to survive as long as it has.

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Is it mad cow disease?

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That’s some serious dedication to one’s art.

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…since it appears that our rights may soon be under attack again by the same hateful bigots we’ve been fighting since the 1970s.

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Hey, I have no hair to dye, so boy’s gotta do what he’s gotta do. And this one was too cute to say no to.

If interested you can get one (or any other number of designs or colors  here.

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Unfortunately they won’t. Ever. That whole “mind your own business” part gives them hives.

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I guess someone finally found it.

(Note: that link will only work properly in Chrome and Edge.)

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(Unless you actually want to sleep!)

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