
Don’t Be Like Donald

Shower Thoughts
In as little as 5-10 years we’re going to have people running for office whose every teenage mistake has been meticulously preserved on social media.
I’m Going To Hell

“Whadda ya say we skip this shit and go straight to the heroin!”
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Quote Of The Day
Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.”– David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas
It was too hot outside so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead ????
https://t.co/xi8TXMNZz7— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 20, 2018
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This Pleases Me

As you’ve no doubt heard by now (if you follow tech news at all), last week Apple surprised nearly everyone by releasing new versions of the 13- and 15-inch Touchbar MacBook Pro. Amid the other upgrades and improvements was the addition of the Third Generation Butterfly Keyboard “to decrease the noise level” of the previous generation. Not as Apple was quick to point out, to increase the reliability of the keyboard itself. Because you know, the problem with the previous generation of keyboards was reported by only a very small number of users. That’s why they’re replacing even out-of-warranty keyboards free of charge now and refunding the folks who’ve forked out money to get them repaired in the past.
It has nothing to do with all the bad press and multiple class-action lawsuits. Um. Yeah. Whatever, Apple.
As the folks at iFixit quickly discovered, Apple’s redesign includes what I call a keyboard condom; a extremely thin layer of silicone polymer between the key mechanism and key cap that not only cuts down on the sound of the keyboards, but also does it’s best to keep out the detritus that can render the previous keyboards inoperable.
While this will affect me in no way whatsoever because Apple has categorically stated these new parts will not be used to repair the previous generations, (“We’re going to replace pieces that break with more pieces that will break!”) it at least it restores my faith enough that I wouldn’t hesitate to buy a new machine if/when the need arises.
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Once Again…
…Trae perfectly sums up what’s going on in my own head and expresses it much better than I ever could.
Rachel: Worst Case Scenario
Rachel lays it all out for us. If you haven’t yet seen it, this is definitely worth 30 minutes of your time.
Quote of the Day

My demons are not remotely tackled. They’re just mildly concussed.” ~ Camille Preaker (Amy Adams) on HBO’s Sharp Objects
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Fuuuuuuck! Impure thoughts. So many impure thoughts!
In Light of Last Week’s Indictments…

We Can Hope

Update

I need to keep this in mind as I head into week four of unemployment, because yes…this has forced me to admit that I really was very unhappy where I was. It was beyond time to move on, and as I’ve said many times in the past, “If you know it’s time to make a change in your life and you don’t, the Universe tends to do it for you.”
I had two good in-person interviews and one relatively decent phone interview last week. I haven’t heard anything back on any of them. I know I won’t hear anything about the phone interview until late this week at the earliest; the next step will be an interview in person, and the hiring manager is out of town at the moment. I should hear about the other two today or tomorrow.
Tomorrow I have to attend a mandatory “Employment Reorientation” meeting at AZDES in order to continue receiving my meager $240/week unemployment benefit. (Colorado paid more than twice that.) When the notice arrived the other day, Ben quipped, “‘You’ve been selected…’ Because you’re OLD and don’t know how to use the internet to find a job.”
This Never Gets Old
I Didn’t Know Sexbots Were Commercially Available Yet (NSFW)
Obviously not bad in the looks department, but the builders really have to work on the facial expressions; the thing barely blinks, much less reacts to what the guy is doing to it…
I’m Going To Hell

“Who just sucked the boss’s big fat cock and didn’t spill a drop of semen on his tie? THIS GUY!”
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One Of These Is Not Like the Others

Give up? It’s the guy on the far right. He has long hair and ink.
Three Years
We just passed the three year anniversary of being back in Phoenix. Hard to believe.
I have to be honest. There are things I do miss about Denver, but they’re far outweighed by all the things—mostly related the simple act of getting around town (regardless of weather conditions) that I do not miss.
I also don’t miss the constant struggle to breathe, something I wasn’t even really aware of until we moved back to a much lower altitude.
I obviously miss the summer and autumn weather. With Phoenix now entering the hottest part of the year and the corresponding increase in humidity that goes along with it, things here are pretty damn insufferable outside of air conditioned spaces.
And I do miss snow; I do not miss attempting to drive in it.
Chinese food. I know that’s probably not the first thing that comes to mind when you mention Denver, but damn…that city knows it’s Chinese cuisine. And from someone who spent sixteen years in San Francisco, that’s something.
Entertainment. There are still a lot of performers/films that will come to Denver but never even consider Phoenix.
Politics. For all the progress Arizona has made in social issues, it’s still a definite red-violet state, whereas Colorado is definitely in the purple to blue-violet category.
And yet I get the feeling that if things ever really go belly-up in this country, Denver may actually be one of the few safe refuges.
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Well Duh!

I Still Love This
22 years old…
Hooverphonic: 2 Wicky (1996)
Where is Everybody?
Fifty Solutions to the Fermi Paradox and the Problem of Extraterrestrial Life
Stephen Webb
Stephen Webb is a physicist working at the Open University in England.
Fermi’s Paradox:
Enrico Fermi, in response to a lunch time discussion about extraterrestrials, asked the question “Where is Everybody?” (i.e. where are extraterrestrials). This became known as the Fermi Paradox (1950).
Given the vastness of the universe (around 1022 stars), the age of the universe (13 billion years), and the universal laws of chemistry and physics, many assume that life must be present elsewhere in the universe.
The Fermi Paradox. (1) According to the Copernican Principle, there is nothing special about Earth or humanity, so whatever is true here should be true elsewhere in the galaxy. (2) Following this reasoning, Frank Drake predicted the existence of tens of thousands of advanced extraterrestrial civilizations (ETC) and Carl Sagan likewise predicted perhaps a million ETC. Such estimates are typically based on the Drake Equation (1961). (3) At least some of these ETC’s must be millions or even billions of years more advanced than us. (4) Given some very reasonable assumptions, even one such ETC could colonize the entire galaxy in as short as 2-5 million years or more conservatively 10-60 million years. (5) If ETC’s can spread so rapidly, they should have already reached Earth (or at least we should have detected their existence). Given that there is no definitive evidence (direct or indirect) that we have been contacted by any of these civilizations, then something must be wrong with this chain of reasoning.
If there are a billion ETC’s, then the nearest one would be around 300 light years away. If there are only a thousand ETC’s, then the nearest one would be around 1,000 light years away.
They Are Here:
This class of solutions posits that advanced extraterrestrial civilizations exist and have visited or are visiting. This is the most popular interpretation among the general populous.
1) They Are Here and They Call Themselves Hungarians
A tongue-in-cheek explanation for famous Hungarian scientists (e.g. von Neumann)
2) They Are Here and Meddling in Human Affairs
Flying saucers, UFOs, etc. are extraterrestrial spacecraft
3) They Were Here and Left Evidence of Their Presence
“Face” on Mars, backside of the Moon, etc.
4) They Exist and They Are Us – We are the Aliens!
Panspermia
5) The Zoo Scenario
A no interference “Prime Directive” is in effect
6) The Interdict Scenario
The presence of many civilizations prevents spreading to Earth
7) The Planetarium Hypothesis
We are inside a giant computer simulation (e.g. like movies Matrix and Truman Show)
8) God Exists
They Exist But Have Not Communicated:
This class of solutions posits that advanced extraterrestrial civilizations exist but we have not made contact. This is by far the most popular interpretation among research scientists
9) The Stars Are Far Away
Long travel times between stars because of speed of light limits travel
Possible solutions: generation ships, hibernation, worm holes, etc.
10) They Have Not Had Time to Reach Us
Diffusion model of galactic colonization
11) A Percolation Theory
12) Bracewell-von Neumann Probes
Self-replicating robots explore the universe on behalf of the extraterrestrials
13) We Are Solar Chauvinists
They might favor stars very different from our own sun
14) They Stay at Home …
15) … and Surf the Net
They prefer virtual reality simulations rather than actual exploration
16) They Are Signaling But We Do Not Know How To listen
ET signals might not use light waves, e.g. gravity waves, neutrinos, tachyons, etc.
17) They Are Signaling But We Do Not Know at Which Frequency to Listen
The electro-magnetic spectrum is broad: radio, infrared, visible, x-ray
The period where a civilization is “radio-bright” (i.e. detectable by signal leakage) might be short
Different SETI strategies targeting different portions of the electro-magnetic spectrum
18) Our Search Strategy Is Wrong
19) The Signal Is Already There in the Data
20) We Have Not Listened Long Enough
If ETC’s are be short lived, then detecting them would be difficult
21) Everyone is Listening, No One is Transmitting
22) Berserkers
Berserker probes would eradicate young civilizations to prevent later competition
23) They Have No Desire to Communicate
24) They Develop Different Mathematics
25) They Are Calling But We Do Not Recognize the Signal
26) They Are Somewhere But the Universe Is Stranger Than We Imagine
Aliens transcend physical matter or are exploring alternate universes
27) A Choice of Catastrophes
Perhaps advanced societies always destroy themselves: nuclear or biological warfare, overpopulation, nanotechnology run amok, environmental catastrophes, particle physics disasters, or nearby gamma ray bursts (GRB)
28) They Hit the Singularity
Given Moore’s law (computing power doubles every 2 years), aliens might achieve transcendence prior to exploring the stars
29) Cloudy Skies Are Common
Delayed space exploration because of difficulties doing astronomy
30) Infinitely Many ETC’s Exist But Only One Within Our Particle Horizon: Us
The particle horizon represents the farthest out it is possible for us to observe but the universe might be infinite in extent
They Do Not Exist:
This class of solutions holds that we are alone in the universe—no other ETC’s.
31) The Universe Is Here for Us
If the number of “difficult” steps in the development of advanced life is too large, advance life might not appear before the parent sun becomes too unstable. For perspective, humanity appeared on early about halfway though through the sun’s lifespan
Anthropic principle
32) Life Can Have Emerged Only Recently
Life cannot appear anywhere in the galaxy until certain elements build up to certain levels, so ETC’s would not have started long before life started here.
33) Planetary Systems Are Rare
Some early models suggested the planetary formation required special circumstances and so would be rare but these models have been overturned
34) We Are the First
Life could not appear anywhere until sufficient quantities of certain elements had built up
35) Rocky Planets Are Rare
Some models suggested that rocky planet’s like Earth may require the action of a gamma ray burst but there are more plausible models that do not require this event
36) Continuously Habitable Zones Are Narrow
The Habitable Zone refers to the distance a planet must be from the sun to maintain liquid water. The Continuously Habitable Zone is the region where liquid water is maintained for billions of years as the parent star changes in luminosity.
37) Jupiters Are Rare
Large gas giant planets may be common but they need to be in the right place and have a circular orbit to allow for habitable planets
38) Earth Has an Optimal “Pump for Evolution”
Extinction events (e.g. asteroidal collisions) make room for new life
39) The Galaxy Is a Dangerous Place
Black holes, supernova, and gamma ray bursts
40) A Planetary System Is a Dangerous Place
Snowball earth, super-volcanoes, and mass extinction events
41) Earth System of Plate Tectonics is Unique
Active plate tectonics is needed to recycle critical elements
42) The Moon is Unique
Our moon is necessary for maintaining stability, however, its formation requires very unusual circumstances
43) Life’s Genesis Is Rare
44) The Prokaryote-Eukaryote Transition is Rare
Prokaryotes are the simplest organisms. Eukaryote cells are the basis for multi-cellar life
45) Toolmaking Species Are Rare
46) Technological Progress Is Not Inevitable
47) Intelligence at the Human Level Is Rare
48) Language Is Unique to Humans
49) Science Is Not Inevitable
Ancient science was developed by the Greeks (c. 500 BC) but modern science appeared late (17th-18th century)
50) Stephen Webb’s Solution to the Fermi Paradox
It is likely that we are alone in the galaxy. Rather than a single solution (cause), it is likely some combination of the above listed solutions. Simple life (i.e. bacteria) may be common but we are likely the only advanced intelligent life.
I’m Going To Hell

“Trust me. This gets rid of semen breath every time.”
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