Shower Thoughts

In as little as 5-10 years we’re going to have people running for office whose every teenage mistake has been meticulously preserved on social media.

Quote Of The Day

Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.”– David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

This Pleases Me

As you’ve no doubt heard by now (if you follow tech news at all), last week Apple surprised nearly everyone by releasing new versions of the 13- and 15-inch  Touchbar MacBook Pro. Amid the other upgrades and improvements was the addition of the Third Generation Butterfly Keyboard “to decrease the noise level” of the previous generation. Not as Apple was quick to point out, to increase the reliability of the keyboard itself. Because you know, the problem with the previous generation of keyboards was reported by only a very small number of users. That’s why they’re replacing even out-of-warranty keyboards free of charge now and refunding the folks who’ve forked out money to get them repaired in the past.

It has nothing to do with all the bad press and multiple class-action lawsuits. Um. Yeah. Whatever, Apple.

As the folks at iFixit quickly discovered, Apple’s redesign includes what I call a keyboard condom; a extremely thin layer of silicone polymer between the key mechanism and key cap that not only cuts down on the sound of the keyboards, but also does it’s best to keep out the detritus that can render the previous keyboards inoperable.

While this will affect me in no way whatsoever because Apple has categorically stated these new parts will not be used to repair the previous generations, (“We’re going to replace pieces that break with more pieces that will break!”) it at least it restores my faith enough that I wouldn’t hesitate to buy a new machine if/when the need arises.

Quote of the Day

My demons are not remotely tackled. They’re just mildly concussed.” ~ Camille Preaker (Amy Adams) on HBO’s Sharp Objects

Update

I need to keep this in mind as I head into week four of unemployment, because yes…this has forced me to admit that I really was very unhappy where I was. It was beyond time to move on, and as I’ve said many times in the past, “If you know it’s time to make a change in your life and you don’t, the Universe tends to do it for you.”

I had two good in-person interviews and one relatively decent phone interview last week. I haven’t heard anything back on any of them. I know I won’t hear anything about the phone interview until late this week at the earliest; the next step will be an interview in person, and the hiring manager is out of town at the moment. I should hear about the other two today or tomorrow.

Tomorrow I have to attend a mandatory “Employment Reorientation” meeting at AZDES in order to continue receiving my meager $240/week unemployment benefit. (Colorado paid more than twice that.) When the notice arrived the other day, Ben quipped, “‘You’ve been selected…’ Because you’re OLD and don’t know how to use the internet to find a job.”

Three Years

We just passed the three year anniversary of being back in Phoenix. Hard to believe.

I have to be honest. There are things I do miss about Denver, but they’re far outweighed by all the things—mostly related the simple act of getting around town (regardless of weather conditions) that I do not miss.

I also don’t miss the constant struggle to breathe, something I wasn’t even really aware of until we moved back to a much lower altitude.

I obviously miss the summer and autumn weather. With Phoenix now entering the hottest part of the year and the corresponding increase in humidity that goes along with it, things here are pretty damn insufferable outside of air conditioned spaces.

And I do miss snow; I do not miss attempting to drive in it.

Chinese food. I know that’s probably not the first thing that comes to mind when you mention Denver, but damn…that city knows it’s Chinese cuisine. And from someone who spent sixteen years in San Francisco, that’s something.

Entertainment. There are still a lot of performers/films that will come to Denver but never even consider Phoenix.

Politics. For all the progress Arizona has made in social issues, it’s still a definite red-violet state, whereas Colorado is definitely in the purple to blue-violet category.

And yet I get the feeling that if things ever really go belly-up in this country, Denver may actually be one of the few safe refuges.

Where is Everybody?

Fifty Solutions to the Fermi Paradox and the Problem of Extraterrestrial Life

Stephen Webb

Stephen Webb is a physicist working at the Open University in England.

Fermi’s Paradox:

Enrico Fermi, in response to a lunch time discussion about extraterrestrials, asked the question “Where is Everybody?” (i.e. where are extraterrestrials). This became known as the Fermi Paradox (1950).

Given the vastness of the universe (around 1022 stars), the age of the universe (13 billion years), and the universal laws of chemistry and physics, many assume that life must be present elsewhere in the universe.

The Fermi Paradox. (1) According to the Copernican Principle, there is nothing special about Earth or humanity, so whatever is true here should be true elsewhere in the galaxy. (2) Following this reasoning, Frank Drake predicted the existence of tens of thousands of advanced extraterrestrial civilizations (ETC) and Carl Sagan likewise predicted perhaps a million ETC. Such estimates are typically based on the Drake Equation (1961). (3) At least some of these ETC’s must be millions or even billions of years more advanced than us. (4) Given some very reasonable assumptions, even one such ETC could colonize the entire galaxy in as short as 2-5 million years or more conservatively 10-60 million years. (5) If ETC’s can spread so rapidly, they should have already reached Earth (or at least we should have detected their existence). Given that there is no definitive evidence (direct or indirect) that we have been contacted by any of these civilizations, then something must be wrong with this chain of reasoning.

If there are a billion ETC’s, then the nearest one would be around 300 light years away. If there are only a thousand ETC’s, then the nearest one would be around 1,000 light years away.

They Are Here:

This class of solutions posits that advanced extraterrestrial civilizations exist and have visited or are visiting. This is the most popular interpretation among the general populous.

1) They Are Here and They Call Themselves Hungarians

A tongue-in-cheek explanation for famous Hungarian scientists (e.g. von Neumann)

2) They Are Here and Meddling in Human Affairs

Flying saucers, UFOs, etc. are extraterrestrial spacecraft

3) They Were Here and Left Evidence of Their Presence

“Face” on Mars, backside of the Moon, etc.

4) They Exist and They Are Us – We are the Aliens!

Panspermia

5) The Zoo Scenario

A no interference “Prime Directive” is in effect

6) The Interdict Scenario

The presence of many civilizations prevents spreading to Earth

7) The Planetarium Hypothesis

We are inside a giant computer simulation (e.g. like movies Matrix and Truman Show)

8) God Exists

They Exist But Have Not Communicated:

This class of solutions posits that advanced extraterrestrial civilizations exist but we have not made contact. This is by far the most popular interpretation among research scientists

9) The Stars Are Far Away

Long travel times between stars because of speed of light limits travel

Possible solutions: generation ships, hibernation, worm holes, etc.

10) They Have Not Had Time to Reach Us

Diffusion model of galactic colonization

11) A Percolation Theory

12) Bracewell-von Neumann Probes

Self-replicating robots explore the universe on behalf of the extraterrestrials

13) We Are Solar Chauvinists

They might favor stars very different from our own sun

14) They Stay at Home …

15) … and Surf the Net

They prefer virtual reality simulations rather than actual exploration

16) They Are Signaling But We Do Not Know How To listen

ET signals might not use light waves, e.g. gravity waves, neutrinos, tachyons, etc.

17) They Are Signaling But We Do Not Know at Which Frequency to Listen

The electro-magnetic spectrum is broad: radio, infrared, visible, x-ray

The period where a civilization is “radio-bright” (i.e. detectable by signal leakage) might be short

Different SETI strategies targeting different portions of the electro-magnetic spectrum

18) Our Search Strategy Is Wrong

19) The Signal Is Already There in the Data

20) We Have Not Listened Long Enough

If ETC’s are be short lived, then detecting them would be difficult

21) Everyone is Listening, No One is Transmitting

22) Berserkers

Berserker probes would eradicate young civilizations to prevent later competition

23) They Have No Desire to Communicate

24) They Develop Different Mathematics

25) They Are Calling But We Do Not Recognize the Signal

26) They Are Somewhere But the Universe Is Stranger Than We Imagine

Aliens transcend physical matter or are exploring alternate universes

27) A Choice of Catastrophes

Perhaps advanced societies always destroy themselves: nuclear or biological warfare, overpopulation, nanotechnology run amok, environmental catastrophes, particle physics disasters, or nearby gamma ray bursts (GRB)

28) They Hit the Singularity

Given Moore’s law (computing power doubles every 2 years), aliens might achieve transcendence prior to exploring the stars

29) Cloudy Skies Are Common

Delayed space exploration because of difficulties doing astronomy

30) Infinitely Many ETC’s Exist But Only One Within Our Particle Horizon: Us

The particle horizon represents the farthest out it is possible for us to observe but the universe might be infinite in extent

They Do Not Exist:

This class of solutions holds that we are alone in the universe—no other ETC’s.

31) The Universe Is Here for Us

If the number of “difficult” steps in the development of advanced life is too large, advance life might not appear before the parent sun becomes too unstable. For perspective, humanity appeared on early about halfway though through the sun’s lifespan

Anthropic principle

32) Life Can Have Emerged Only Recently

Life cannot appear anywhere in the galaxy until certain elements build up to certain levels, so ETC’s would not have started long before life started here.

33) Planetary Systems Are Rare

Some early models suggested the planetary formation required special circumstances and so would be rare but these models have been overturned

34) We Are the First

Life could not appear anywhere until sufficient quantities of certain elements had built up

35) Rocky Planets Are Rare

Some models suggested that rocky planet’s like Earth may require the action of a gamma ray burst but there are more plausible models that do not require this event

36) Continuously Habitable Zones Are Narrow

The Habitable Zone refers to the distance a planet must be from the sun to maintain liquid water. The Continuously Habitable Zone is the region where liquid water is maintained for billions of years as the parent star changes in luminosity.

37) Jupiters Are Rare

Large gas giant planets may be common but they need to be in the right place and have a circular orbit to allow for habitable planets

38) Earth Has an Optimal “Pump for Evolution”

Extinction events (e.g. asteroidal collisions) make room for new life

39) The Galaxy Is a Dangerous Place

Black holes, supernova, and gamma ray bursts

40) A Planetary System Is a Dangerous Place

Snowball earth, super-volcanoes, and mass extinction events

41) Earth System of Plate Tectonics is Unique

Active plate tectonics is needed to recycle critical elements

42) The Moon is Unique

Our moon is necessary for maintaining stability, however, its formation requires very unusual circumstances

43) Life’s Genesis Is Rare

44) The Prokaryote-Eukaryote Transition is Rare

Prokaryotes are the simplest organisms. Eukaryote cells are the basis for multi-cellar life

45) Toolmaking Species Are Rare

46) Technological Progress Is Not Inevitable

47) Intelligence at the Human Level Is Rare

48) Language Is Unique to Humans

49) Science Is Not Inevitable

Ancient science was developed by the Greeks (c. 500 BC) but modern science appeared late (17th-18th century)

50) Stephen Webb’s Solution to the Fermi Paradox

It is likely that we are alone in the galaxy. Rather than a single solution (cause), it is likely some combination of the above listed solutions. Simple life (i.e. bacteria) may be common but we are likely the only advanced intelligent life.