Have you ever been in front of a man who’s man spreading so wide that it takes every fiber of your being to not just jump on him and swallow his dick and let him take you how he wants?
What More Could You Want?
Bearded. British. Hairy. And can stare longingly into another man’s eyes, giving this film a completely unintended (?) homoerotic vibe.
And that longing gaze?
Tom England in Cosmos, 2019
Oh Mr. Winchester…
Gratuitous Thomas Jane
Can We Just Take a Moment…
…to appreciate Jameson Parker’s mustache in Prince of Darkness, a film that I had the pleasure of seeing again the other day?
Yeah, I know I’ve posted this (or something similar) before, but can you really blame me for repeating myself here?
Gratuitous James Wolk Armpits
Cat in a Hat?
No, Stubbs in a tub. My life is complete.
I will be writing more about Season 3 of Westworld later. I’m still processing.
Triptych
Just Get On Your Back and Relax, Jakey…
Oh, Tyler…
Triptych
Those Pits!
Who Knew?
Josh Dallas is packin’!
Caption This
And what would you do if you found them like this? ?
Same
On a Scale of…
Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman
To Ezra Miller being touched by Colin Farrell
How good are you at hiding your attraction?
Public Service Reminder
Gratuitous Michael Malarkey
Kinky, Nick
Here’s Your First Entry, Agent Krycek
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Gratuitous Chris Messina
Gratuitous Colin Farrell
I Can Live With That
Just Sayin’
Damn, Daddy
Gratuitous James Wolk
In the first few episodes of Tell Me a Story.
Aspire to Greatness
Another idol falls.
RIP Terry Jones, founding member of Monty Python, and (among many other things) director of Personal Services, my favorite film of all time.
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Inviting us to take a sniff, or may a lick or two, Nick?
Gratuitous Justin Theroux
Because you can never get enough of Justin Theroux in grey sweatpants.
Filed under “religion,” because I’m sure we’re all ready to get down our knees and worship.