Gratuitous Colin Farrell
I Can Live With That
Just Sayin'
Damn, Daddy
Gratuitous James Wolk
In the first few episodes of Tell Me a Story.
Aspire to Greatness
Another idol falls.
RIP Terry Jones, founding member of Monty Python, and (among many other things) director of Personal Services, my favorite film of all time.
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Inviting us to take a sniff, or may a lick or two, Nick?
Gratuitous Justin Theroux
Because you can never get enough of Justin Theroux in grey sweatpants.
Filed under "religion," because I'm sure we're all ready to get down our knees and worship.
Gratuitous Tom Hardy
Wut?
As Requested
Gratuitous James Wolk, from Watchmen
Gratuitous Ed Harris

Was Ed Harris ever not on any red-blooded American gay boy's lust radar in the 80s? Well, here he is in all his glory, showing us more than we ever deserved in 1984's Swing Shift.
(Source)
Gratuitous Finn Wittrock
Gratuitous Jake McDorman
A perennial favorite of mine, a homosexual archetype harkening back to my earliest lustful imaginings (think Christopher J. Brown, "Duff," and Treat Williams in The Ritz), I did not even recognize him in the most recent episode of HBO's Watchmen—but the actor playing Captain Metropolis definitely caught my eye and I thought, "Who's that?!"
So imagine my surprise when the credits rolled. I had to go back and watch the scene again.
Regarding Watchmen, I have to say I've been enjoying the hell out of the show even without being fully versed in the source material it is derived from. My only exposure to this particular universe was the 2008 movie that while visually stunning, I found…ponderous…and saw only once.
Unlike Westworld and Lost, where you spend more mental energy trying to figure out the wheels-within-wheels machinations of the story and timeline, Watchmen presents itself in a fairly straightforward narrative, leaving you with just enough questions to keep you coming back for more. And surprisingly, after Westworld and Lost, answers those questions posed have been generally quickly forthcoming. Perhaps because Watchmen is a limited run series the writers and producers knew they had to present a cohesive story with a definite ending in mind.
Anyway, if you've got HBO check it out (from the beginning, otherwise you'll probably be totally at a loss for what's going on).
Gratuitous James Wolk
And here we see James in a few screengrabs from HBO's Watchmen, a show—despite my having no exposure to the source material other than the critially-panned (which I loved, BTW) 2009 film—I've been enjoying the fuck out of.
I might write more about it at some point, but right now all I can say is it may have snatched my title of Most Batshit Crazy Show on Television from the hands of AMC's Preacher.
Wha..wha…WHAT?!
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Because why the hell not?
Can I Watch?
We stopped watching iZombie after the second season. I'm thinking that maybe we should've stuck with it a bit longer…
Zaddy!
As I've said before (or maybe I haven't; I could've sworn I posted this hunk before but can't find any record of it), Tom Welling did nothing for me during his Smallville days (although I did watch now and again). But after his season-long appearance in Lucifer, now…"I'm not sure I can get in that position SIR, but if that's what you desire I will certainly try!"
Maybe it's the scruff and the bit of weight he's put on?
Gratuitous Richard Madden
Gratuitous John Krasinski
Because fuck. me. Daddy!
Oh Tyler…
And Who Among Us Wouldn't?
Rami Malek, the villain in the new Bond film, on his "moment" with Daniel Craig on set:
"We had this scene that was a very complicated scene and we were rehearsing for it with our terrific director, Cary Fukunaga. And, we were sitting at a table over hours just batting about ideas back and forth. And we finally cracked this really challenging scene. And he grabbed me, picked me up—and I can't tell if I initiated the next moment, if it was him or I—but, a kiss transpired between the two of us. And I'm gonna say that Daniel initiated it and I was very taken aback … I took a moment, caught my breath, and I looked out and said, 'So, does this make me a Bond Girl?'"
I.Would.Have.Died.
Seriously; Daniel Craig kisses me? I would die.
Oh Gus…
You never fail to entertain us with your… talent.
Just Because
Wholly gratuitous Luke Macfarlane and Aaron Ashmore from Killjoys (5×03)
365 Days of UNF: Day 220
Oh Captain Jack…
365 Days of UNF: Day 216
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Because if you haven't seen these yet, have you been offline for the last 48 hours?!
Don't tell me that man doesn't know exactly who his fans are.