So Many Feelings
Exactly.
Where's The Lie?
That's Not How Any Of This Works
Asking for a Friend
It's Called Respect
Sounds Perfectly Legit
Pumpkinheads
Dead and already rotting; hollow and empty with a hole in your head; a grotesque false grin; completely unnatural; aping and appropriating pagan traditions; forced by someone else to be something you were never intended to be; the light existing independent of you being a pumpkin, and placed inside you actually creates more shadows; irrelevant and unnecessary the overwhelming majority of the time.
When you realize something can be both completely fucking mental and completely fucking accurate at the same time.
What's Your Opinion of Religion Used in Horror Movies?
Perfect place for it. Makes those movies super-creepy.
Especially considering the fact it's "real" – in the sense that people believe it in the real world, and think it's good, while nobody thinks Michael Myers actually exists.
It's a horror story we're surrounded by, not just something the writers came up with for the film. With menacing symbols, demented rituals, blood-thirsty villains masquerading as benevolent, and a pervasive sense of fear that permeates the world of the faithful.
Not to mention centuries of horrific death, torture and destruction it has already wrought that forms a long, sordid tradition of bloody prequels.
The Dark Lord Yahweh is perhaps the most popular horror story villain of all time. Not very well written, but astonishingly successful nonetheless.
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Ya Think?
Even Better Than "FBI Surveillance Van"
Please Grow Up
Somewhere in Heaven…
Dear Theists…
Before you take it upon yourself to tell me that I have no morals and will burn in Hell for all eternity for not believing in whatever god you've selected, please do me a favor:
Go outside on a clear night, away from city lights, and look up at the heavens. Try to visualize the vastness of our solar system, which orbits a single star. Now picture that our sun is merely one of the 300 billion stars that form our galaxy, the Milky Way. Finally, consider that the Milky Way is just one of billions of galaxies that span the universe.
When you have done this, you will have come close to comprehending the enormity of the fuck I don't give about your archaic, bigoted, and infantile opinions about creation and the way I choose to love my life.
Sincerely,
An Atheist
Exactly.
I Just Can't Any More
Just Sayin'
Snap!
Makes Perfect Sense
I Do Not Fear…
Why Did You Settle For One Of The Shitty Gods?
Quote of the Day
Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?" ~ Ron Patterson