Fuck Trump
Let me be very clear here: We never had a "booming economy" if 80% of the population cannot afford to miss two paychecks.
And this, my friends, is why the Orange Russian Wig Stand still has a 40% approval rating. Even now.
This is NOT Socialism. So Shut the Fuck Up.
This is Supposed to Frighten Me?
Rabid Christian: "You're going to hell!"
Me: "What's in hell?"
Rabid Christian: "People like you."
Me: "What's in heaven?"
Rabid Christian: "People like me."
Me, walking away: "…You need to work on your threats."
"Define 'Hypocrisy'" Part 2
You say it's your right to protest, but you get angry when Kaepernick takes a knee.
You say your body is your own, but you get angry at a woman who demands the same.
You are against abortion, saying every life is precious, yet you are willing to sacrifice your parents and grandparents for the economy.
You claim coronavirus is fake, yet you wear a mask, gown, and gloves.
You say healthcare is a privilege, but want your covid-19 hospitalization covered.
You say socialism is bad, yet your hand is out for a stimulus check, unemployment benefits, and you wait in line at a food bank.
What you say confuses me.
Forgive me if I no longer care what you say.
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Okay, Karen
A Gentle Reminder
Freedumb!
Does This Really Surprise Anyone?
I mean really?
I'll Wait…
Well, It Is Florida
Fuckwits
Fuckwits with firearms
Fuckwits with flags
Fuckwits in pickups with Confederate flags
Gov. Whitmer's order for Michigan citizens to stay home, they said, was tyranny (SPOILER: if you can gather in public and accuse the government of tyranny without fear of arrest, it's not tyranny).
They repeated Ben Franklin's claim that 'security without liberty is called prison' (SPOILER: if you can drive your pickup to Lansing, Michigan, you're not in prison and you have liberty).
They chanted "Lock her up!" and "Keep America Great!" (SPOILER: if your nation was warned a pandemic was coming and didn't bother to prepare for it, your country isn't all that great, and a populace that wants to lock up a governor for trying to mitigate that pandemic isn't particularly great either).
They also gathered to block traffic in front of a hospital. Seriously, during a goddamn pandemic, these fuckwits thought it was cute to block the emergency entrance to a hospital.
Jesus suffering fuck. —gregfallis.com
Unclear on the Concept
Not surprising, considering these folks always were a few screws short of a hardware store.
Oh Sah-NAP!
AMEN, Brother!
Not Confusing at All
MAGATS, Do Your Part!
Not Sure If This Would Be Effective Or Just Escalate Things…
…especially for girls in Jr. and High School.
Saves Lives
I swear Twitter just needs to just shut down Orange Caligula's account for violating any number of their Terms of Service. But if the Russian Wig Stand's call for armed insurrection against the governors of certain states won't trigger it, nothing will. #complicit
CNN Finally Grows a Pair
Now if they (and MSNBC) would only stop broadcasting these daily shit shows altogether…
Obama Endorses Biden
I miss this guy from the very pit of my soul.
Happy Easter, Y'all
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It's Pronounced, "Kärmə"
And it's a bitch.
Or maybe it's Schadenfreude. So hard to separate these days.