I Had to Do It

I have to laugh every time I install the SAP client on a PC at work, because the image above is from the installer's splash screen. Having been in that situation at work—trying to get something done while ignoring the yammering user who is right in my face—more times than I care to recall, I know exactly what the blond chick is thinking. So I had to make a little addition:

I've learned in my 64 years of life that you cannot send two different questions to anyone in a single email. You will only get a reply to the first question, regardless of how prominent the second one may be.