The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality

Because It’s True

While I hated having to sit through it—even though the teacher himself (Frank Armenta) was amazing—I am still so grateful that one of the requirements for graduation was taking American Government in my junior year of high school.

It afforded me—unlike apparently the majority Republicans in, or running for office—at least a rudimentary knowledge of how our government is structured and supposed to work.

 

No Lie Detected

I really want to know what Trump has on ol’ Lindseybelle. My money is on male prostitutes—and underage male prostitutes at that.

If male prostitutes is all he has, I can say to Linsey is, “Honey…everyone and their brother already knows you’re a big ol ‘mo!” If it’s more than that, “What else has the Orange Shitstain got on you that you’re willing to sell your soul to that guy?”