If you don't write them down immediately after they happen, they disappear into the ether and you're left scratching your head.
In Case You're Wondering…
MURIKA!
The Republican Hypocrisy Again, is DEAFENING
May We All Take a Moment, Bow Our Heads…
…and laugh uproariously?
That Karma, she's a bitch.
Tick, tock, motherfucker.
I Know I Posted This Years Ago…
…but goddamn if it isn't eerily accurate RIGHT NOW.
And It Creaks a Lot
Buck Up, Snowflakes
Riddle Me This, Bat(shit crazy)man
Can You Hear The Theme Music Playing?
#truth
While Other Times…
…you want the #11 Combo with extra guacamole!
Sometimes You Just Want an Appetizer…
…and not the whole enchilada when you go out, y'know?
Exactly.
Yup.
Yes, Virginia…
…they really ARE that stupid.
Anti-Vaxers Be Like
That Sound You Hear Are My Eyeballs Rolling Up Into My Head
Because It's True
#Mood
And It's an IQ Test…
…that half of amurriKKKaka is flunking.
We Are Not Okay
30% of Americans
(And I'm being conservative with that estimate.)