I know I’ve bitched about this countless times over the years, but it bears repeating. 80% of my job consists of doing shit that people should be able to do themselves—if they had the least bit of curiosity in understanding how things work.

What I do isn’t rocket science. So often I hear, “You’re a miracle worker!” No Virginia, I just think logically, and if I can’t find a solution to some obscure problem, I fucking GOOGLE IT.

What I’ve taken to doing lately is documenting how to do pretty much every simple, day-to-day thing that we get requests for and emailing the doc back to the user. It cuts down the amount of time I waste calling people and leaving messages (90% don’t pick up, the listed number on the service ticket is incorrect, or they never return calls). That way, when the inevitable email comes through weeks later asking “Why hasn’t this been addressed? I put this ticket in a month ago!” I can say, “Did you see the email I sent you the day you put in the ticket?”

“Oh, yeah. I didn’t read it.”

What’s Your Opinion of Religion Used in Horror Movies?

Perfect place for it. Makes those movies super-creepy.

Especially considering the fact it’s “real” – in the sense that people believe it in the real world, and think it’s good, while nobody thinks Michael Myers actually exists.

It’s a horror story we’re surrounded by, not just something the writers came up with for the film. With menacing symbols, demented rituals, blood-thirsty villains masquerading as benevolent, and a pervasive sense of fear that permeates the world of the faithful.

Not to mention centuries of horrific death, torture and destruction it has already wrought that forms a long, sordid tradition of bloody prequels.

The Dark Lord Yahweh is perhaps the most popular horror story villain of all time. Not very well written, but astonishingly successful nonetheless.

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