You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

I've spent the day pulling out what remains of my hair attempting to change some basic coding built-in to the template this blog uses. (That's why, if you happened to peek in at various times it looked wonky.)

I do not know CSS.  I was relatively proficient in HTML twenty years ago, but I haven't had much use of it since then.

All I wanted to do was to automatically have the blog posts appear in bold type, without having to use the deprecated <b> and </b> commands every. damn. time and maybe change the color of the font as well.

So like any  deprecated nerd, I went to the font of all wisdom, Google. That led me to several YouTube videos that explained how to do it. Unfortunately, even when following the instructions to the letter, I wasn't getting what I wanted. The titles would go bold and colored when you clicked on them and opened the individual pages, but it wasn't working on the main page. They remained stubbornly black and not bold.

I finally grabbed the CSS Style sheet off the blog and started pouring through the code. From what I learned from the videos I needed to find anything that said entry-title. Slowly but surely I went through and added the additional code—one entry at a time—to the Additional CSS pane in the editor until I got the desired results. This may ultimately have some unintended results, but we'll have to wait and see. All in all I'm satisfied with the results now, however.

Well This Is Unfortuante

As you've all noticed, you're now greeted with an age-verification screen when you come to Voenix Rising and it's because of this (from AZ Central with my own obvious commentary added):

Arizona's Katie Hobbs signs bill requiring ID on porn sites

Arizona will soon become the latest state to require age verification when visiting websites with adult content.

Gov. Katie Hobbs, a Democrat, signed a bill on May 13 requiring websites and social media platforms that are more than a third pornography to verify their users are at least 18 years old. The companies operating the websites must require identification or use an age verification system.

The bill was sponsored by Rep. Nick Kupper, a Republican (because of course he is) from Surprise.

Hey Nick, how about making your search history public? What? Yeah, I didn't think so.

"Arizona families have had enough," Kupper said in a statement. "Hardcore pornography has been just one click away from kids for too long, and the companies behind it have looked the other way while cashing in. This law forces them to take responsibility and keeps minors off their platforms." (He said without a trace of irony because how does he know hardcore pornography is one click away?)

Hobbs' signature comes a year after she vetoed a similar measure over concerns that it violated First Amendment rights. A spokesperson for the governor did not answer a question about why Hobbs signed this year's bill.

This year's tweaked measure prohibits companies that do age verification from keeping personal information or sharing it with government entities. It allows parents and guardians to sue websites for not complying with the law, levying fines of $10,000 per day it does not verify a user's age or up to $250,000 if a minor accesses pornography on the site.

The measure goes into effect 90 days after the Legislature finishes its work for the year, which is likely not until late June.

At the Arizona Capitol, Republican lawmakers backed the measure arguing it was a commonsense way to protect children from harmful online material, and gave parents more control over their children's activities. Many Democrats and groups like the American Civil Liberties Union of Arizona opposed it, contending it violated free speech and privacy rights, and was merely part of a conservative effort to eradicate pornography entirely. Good luck with that.

There were also questions of effectiveness. Sen. Analise Ortiz, a Phoenix Democrat, opposed the bill noting during testimony on May 6 that she easily found ways around internet blockers in middle school while trying to access the website MySpace.

Arizona joins more than 20 states that have enacted similar laws after 2022, though not all are in effect, according to the Free Speech Coalition, which represents the adult entertainment industry. More than a dozen states considered such bills this year, according to the coalition.

Now I don't know about any of my you, but I certainly can't afford $10,000 a day for being in violation after the end of June.

I considered several courses of action. Going through and plucking out all the nekkid menz and leaving everything else intact would be a Herculean task. "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

And then again the age old question raises its head: what is pornography? Does it require penetration? Does it include simple photos of shirtless guys? Am I safe if I just crop out all the penises?

The other alternative I briefly considered was even more dramatic and unacceptable: simply wipe the site and start fresh. Admittedly that's something I've considered on more than one occasion for various other reasons—not the least of which is worrying about running out of my allotted storage space on the server. But sorting my latest crop of downloads this morning I realized I could not continue to bring you porn-dogs your daily dose of male flesh.

So the final alternative—and not really knowing what the specific requirements would be with this bit of legislative billshit—would be to implement some sort of age verification checkpoint. I looked at all the free plugins available to WordPress and grabbed the one that looked the easiest to get up and running. (Sorry, I'm not paying anyone to trample my readers' first amendment rights.)

The format (or in fact the entire plugin) may change over the coming weeks as I look into this further. If Arizona's bill requires proof of age—as in submitting driver's licenses or whatever—then the site will be wiped and rebuilt from scratch sans nekkid menz, because I will never require that from any of my readers.

I'm trying to make this process as unobtrusive as possible (such as requiring that you verify only once every 90 days), and it will obviously require a bit more tweaking as I learn the actual requirements of the new law.

Just wanted to bring you up to speed on what's happening.

The Shoe Is On The Other Foot

I don't know whether to be flattered or angry.

While I have "Ask Websites Not To Track" checked off on my WordPress configuration, every now and then I do a cursory Google search for "Voenix Rising" to make sure that they aren't.

Imagine my surprise today however, when that search produced this:

I read the first few pages. I could not believe what I was seeing.

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The entire first chapter of this book was lifted, verbatim, from this post, dated 25 January 2020. (The book wasn't published until just this year.)

My curiosity piqued, I dropped $10 for the Kindle edition, to see just how much of my work had been plagiarized.

It was apparently only that first chapter that was ripped off.  The story then goes off on its own, and after the author sloppily changed Rory's sex (not via a sex change, just sloppy writing), I couldn't be bothered to read any more. In fact, what I did read sounded like little more than a ChatGPT-generated romance novel.

I've looked online into what's involved with getting a Take Down notice, and it would appear that all the internet-based services are nothing more than scams. You pay the service $200, they send a letter, and if it's ignored, you're out $200 since the service has no enforcement capability. Hire a lawyer? That will undoubtedly cost more than it's worth, but if this "author" (who obviously reads this blog) continues to steal my work I will not hesitate.

 

Takedown Update

I was able to get the cached copy of the image removed from the interwebs, so hopefully this will satisfy the demand. I haven't heard anything from my host, but for now it looks like I'm good…

Got A Takedown Notice Today

Obviously the guy did not see the "Notice" aka Don't Be a Dick section on the right. The notice came through my hosting company and I supposedly have 48 hours to remove the offending material for I'll be shut down. I found the offending post and photo and deleted it. No big deal, right? Well, one link the attorney (yes, a fucking attorney) provided was to the i0.wp.com domain that I have no control over. It was created when I was using the Jetpack add-in back in 2021.

Based on similar requests i0.wp.com I found online, I've reached out to wordpress.org and their forums requesting that the image be deleted from their caches. If it isn't removed, VoenixRising may go poof on Friday until it's resolved—and possibly permanently.

If it's shut down, you can follow me on tumblr while this gets sorted out. If I have to end up shutting down VoenixRising with this host, I'll move to a different one and start fresh. I'll keep the blogosphere updated updated via Tumblr.

TBH, this doesn't come as a complete surprise. I've been flying under the radar as far as the whole NSFW content is concerned with my current host, and I haven't moved to a more NSFW friendly host simply because of the trouble involved. But I may be forced to.

Apologies…

Apologies if the site is acting a bit…wonky. I don't know if it's just me (I'm currently using the latest beta of MacOS Sequoia) or it's something on the back end at my host, but I'm noticing some strangeness with stuff loading. Sometimes the header will load in Safari, but not in Firefox. Other times various individual images will load in Firefox but not Safari. And don't even get me started with the Duck-Duck-Go browser! I've re-enabled some backend tools to help with load times, but I'm not sure it hasn't done more harm than good…

WordPress Woes

As undoubtedly most of you have noticed, Voenix Rising has been having a few…issues…over the past couple weeks. Based on the last time this happened, I knew I'd have to get my ISP involved to provide me the necessary information I needed to resolve the issue. (That information was not something I could get myself, so…)

Anyhow, without giving too much away, I applied the fix and all seemed well…until I noticed my scheduled posts were no longer working. Ultimately the solution to that should've been obvious, but thanks to a few WordPress plugins and going down some rabbit holes that led nowwhere, I was able to track the issue down to the changes I'd made to single file on the site after conferring with my ISP.

I'm not saying that this has fixed everything, but at least queued posts are working normally again and the various other errors I was seeing internally have been resolved. Time will tell if the bigger problem that started this whole exercise has gone away or not, but I'm holding out hope.

Crisis Averted

I woke up this morning to this email from my web host:

I thought, "Oh FUCK. I just renewed my hosting a few weeks ago (a month ahead of time), so when does this shit actually go down? I knew my site was huge (I was for some reason remembering 1TB or so.), but did that mean after the hammer falls they would just randomly delete stuff to make it fit within the new size limits?

So I clicked on the link and saw the potential $950 charge for the Pro hosting. Not only no, but HELL no!

Naturally this sent my head spinning the rest of the day. Could I delete a lot of the older stuff? I remembered when I outright deleted everything without a backup and started fresh in 2012—and regretted it for years afterward.

I know I have a lot of inane garbage on this blog, but I'm still attached to it, however silly it is. (And truth be told, even I cringe at a lot of the older stuff I've written, as I'm sure I'll do with my current word salad years from now.)

So the next question was could I find a new adult-content friendly host with unlimited storage and move everything?

The thought of moving hosts is about as enticing as a root canal, but I started googling "unlimited storage and adult content friendly." I came up with a few names. Surprisingly, my current host was not among them….so I may end up having to move Voenix Rising at some point anyway if they ever figure out there are—gasp!—penises on this blog. (Frankly I'm surprised it hasn't happened by now, considering the number of times I've had their techs poking around, trying to figure out why the site errors out so much of late.)

So while getting how-to pages on how to transfer domain names and whatnot, I stumbled across my host's main page and saw the "Pro" hosting advertised for significantly less than what the email link showed me.

I paused for a moment to actually verify the size of all this drivel, and it turns out it was nowhere near 1TB. It was, in fact, only about 45GB. Still over the 40GB limit of my current hosting plan, but certainly not the monster I thought it was.

And that $900 pro plan? That was for three years, and I only renew yearly.

Once I saw that, I realized going Pro (which actually wasn't unlimited, but rather topped out at 100GB…at least for new subscribers) was doable after all—especially since I'd be credited with the year of hosting I just paid in advance for.

Crisis averted. Voenix Rising will continue in its present form and at its present home until such time the issue of penii comes up.

Every Day It's Something

I don't know what's going on with my hosting provider, but it seems every damn day something isn't working. Today I can't upload photos. I can't FTP into the site. I can't tell you how often I've gotten the dreaded Server Error message when attempting to access the site.

And don't even get me started on their tech support…

For that reason, I'll probably be moving hosts this weekend, so there may be a period this weekend when Voenix Rising is legitimately offline.

Back Up…For Now

Twelve hours later, we're back up again. I was pouring over error logs from the hosting site and saw a suspicious "account suspended" script had run two days ago. That wouldn't be the source of the outage, but it got me feeling a bit nervous. I'm paid up with not only hosting but also my domain name through the end of this year, but I stated looking for other adult-content-friendly hosts. Moving everything would be a major pain in the ass, but at least I know it can be done relatively painlessly if needed…

Apologies If Any Of You Are Experiencing Difficulties

My hosting company is apparently having…issues. Images aren't loading or are timing out. Sometimes the site is completely inaccessible.

This normally resolves on itself after a brief period, but it seems it's hanging on  today like Trump's fantasies of avoiding prison.

I think this is a sign I need to get off my ass and run the errands I need to do today.

I'm Getting Tired of Doing This

I'm going to take a break from this here blog thingie for a while. I don't know if it's going to be a few days or a few weeks or until I get so bored I have to start posting again, but right now I'm just burnt out.

I originally started blogging in 2005 as a way of expressing my frustration at what was happening in the country with the Bush administration. Who could've possibly foreseen the hellscape that was going to manifest slightly more than a decade later, the effects of which we're still wading through.

Obviously I've still used this medium to express my frustration with the direction the country is going, but it seems that every. damn. day. there is some outrage perpetrated by the right that's more horrific than the day before…and I just can't. There aren't enough memes in the world to express what I'm feeling right now.

I still firmly believe that Democracy is going to win in this battle, but it's not going to come through without a few broken bones and a black eye.

And that's all I'm going to say for now.

Of course, watch me turn around and repost something cool I found online tomorrow…

Stay tuned.