And the only reason I don't (although he certainly checks off all the boxes) is that I would also have to accept all the rest of the Biblical bullshit and "accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior"—and I doubt I will ever be that desperate.
But Republicans LOVE Shoving Things Down Kids' Throats
The Christianists Are Losing Their Fucking Shit
It's The Hypocrisy, Stupid!
I Am Exhausted By The Republican/Evangelical Hypocrisy
Just Sayin'
Sunday Sacrilege
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Listen Up!
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Anyone Surprised?
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VOTE!
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~ and lastly ~
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Just Sayin'
The Germans had no warning of what was about to happen. WE do.