Remember…
The Hypocrisy of the Republican Party…
At Least It Would Be Honest
Now There's a Thought
This Cunt
I Know, Right?
Disgusting
"Host Bodies."
And so, the Axlotl Tanks were created…
The Axlotl tanks were living organisms within the original Dune series of novels.
Axlotl tanks were the means by which the Bene Tleilax reproduce a living human being from the cells of a cadaver, producing type of clone called a ghola. These tanks were also used in the creation of genetically engineered assassins known as Face Dancers. Later in the series, the Axlotl tanks are engineered to replicate the spice Melange, previously only available on the desert planet Arrakis where it is created naturally as part of the life cycle of giant Sandworms.
The Bene Gesserit suspected that the Axlotl tanks were what remained of female Tleilaxu, since no Tleilaxu females had ever been seen. Moreover, the Reverend Mother Darwi Odrade, during the time of the Honored Matres, had declared to Tleilaxu Master Tylwyth Waff that neither she nor any of her sisters would become an Axlotl Tank. This remark elicited shock from the Master, a reaction that indicated that the Bene Gesserit suspicion was true, especially since he did not deny it.
Genetic information could be coded into those bred in Axlotl Tanks. As a result, the resulting organisms could be bred for certain aptitudes, skills, and reflexes.
Despite the revulsion Axlotl Tanks caused in many groups and cultures, by the time the Honored Matres had conquered the planets of the Old Imperium, the Bene Gesserit had adopted them for the creation of gholas to further their own cause.
I have a feeling Frank Herbert is either rolling over in his grave or laughing uncontrollably at his own prescience.
Do You Consider Yourself a Smart Person?
Once You've Destroyed the Rose Garden, What is Left?
I mean, really…
From Mock Paper Scissors:
As it is Labor Day (and the news is light), we turn our attention to a local labor problem: Mel does not want to return to the White House:
Former first lady Melania Trump is reportedly telling friends that she doesn't want to return to the White House ― and that if her husband, Donald Trump, plans to run again, he'll have to do it without her help.
We don't know the terms of her contract with the Donald or what labor union represents her, but we do know that her insurance policy, er, son Baron is 15 so only a few more years before she can officially exercise her options and dump the chump with full retirement benefits.
People (Myself Included) Often Say…
Genius!
No. No We're Not.
Yes. And We're Going to Have to Amputate.
GET THE DAMNED SHOT
If Only
Just Sayin'
Same!
This is Genius
A Friendly Reminder
Faux News Hypocrisy on Full Display
Truth
Damn Right I Do!
Hint: It's Not The Democrats
And Again, And Again, And Again…
LOCK. THEM. UP.
Tick, tock, motherfuckers.
Policy Discussion
From gregfallis.com:
GOP: BIDEN GAVE AFGHANISTAN TO THE TALIBAN!!!
DEM: He implemented the deal the Trump administration negotiated.
GOP: HE DIDN'T FOLLOW TRUMP'S PLAN!!!
DEM: Trump didn't have an actual withdrawal plan. He simply said he wanted to withdraw the troops.
GOP: TRUMP HAD A PLAN!!!
DEM: Okay. What was it?
GOP: WITHDRAW OUR TROOPS SAFELY!!!
DEM: That's not a plan. That's just a slogan.
GOP: IT'S A PLAN!!!
DEM: I'm not sure you understand the definition of 'plan'.
GOP: BIDEN WANTS AFGHAN REFUGEES IN AMERICA TO VOTE FOR DEMS!!!
DEM: What?
GOP: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!
DEM: Uh…
GOP: FAKE ELECTION!!! TRUMP WON!!!
DEM: That's just not true.
GOP: MASK MANDATES ARE OF THE DEVIL!!!
DEM: Maybe you should sit down, have a glass of water, you've been under…
GOP: SEND OUR KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL FOR FREEDOM!!!
DEM: …a lot of stress lately. Maybe get some sleep.
GOP: BIDEN IS A BRAINDEAD PEDOPHILE!!! IMPEACH NOW!!!
DEM: Jesus suffering fuck.
GOP: IMMIGRANTS ARE BRINGING COVID TO AMERICA IN GALLON MILK CONTAINERS!!! FOR BIDEN!!!
DEM: Would you please stop shouting?
GOP: YOU'RE CENSORING ME!!! CANCEL CULTURE!!! FREEDOM!!! 5G!!!
DEM: …
GOP: WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? RUN AWAY LITTLE BITCH! PUSSY CUCK LIB!
DEM: …
MEDIA: Democrats refuse to engage in policy discussion; Republicans upset.