Once You've Destroyed the Rose Garden, What is Left?

I mean, really…

From Mock Paper Scissors:

As it is Labor Day (and the news is light), we turn our attention to a local labor problem: Mel does not want to return to the White House:

Former first lady Melania Trump is reportedly telling friends that she doesn't want to return to the White House ― and that if her husband, Donald Trump, plans to run again, he'll have to do it without her help.

We don't know the terms of her contract with the Donald or what labor union represents her, but we do know that her insurance policy, er, son Baron is 15 so only a few more years before she can officially exercise her options and dump the chump with full retirement benefits.

Policy Discussion

From gregfallis.com:

GOP: BIDEN GAVE AFGHANISTAN TO THE TALIBAN!!!
DEM: He implemented the deal the Trump administration negotiated.
GOP: HE DIDN'T FOLLOW TRUMP'S PLAN!!!
DEM: Trump didn't have an actual withdrawal plan. He simply said he wanted to withdraw the troops.
GOP: TRUMP HAD A PLAN!!!
DEM: Okay. What was it?
GOP: WITHDRAW OUR TROOPS SAFELY!!!
DEM: That's not a plan. That's just a slogan.
GOP: IT'S A PLAN!!!
DEM: I'm not sure you understand the definition of 'plan'.
GOP: BIDEN WANTS AFGHAN REFUGEES IN AMERICA TO VOTE FOR DEMS!!!
DEM: What?
GOP: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!
DEM: Uh…

GOP: FAKE ELECTION!!! TRUMP WON!!!
DEM: That's just not true.
GOP: MASK MANDATES ARE OF THE DEVIL!!!
DEM: Maybe you should sit down, have a glass of water, you've been under…
GOP: SEND OUR KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL FOR FREEDOM!!!
DEM: …a lot of stress lately. Maybe get some sleep.
GOP: BIDEN IS A BRAINDEAD PEDOPHILE!!! IMPEACH NOW!!!
DEM: Jesus suffering fuck.
GOP: IMMIGRANTS ARE BRINGING COVID TO AMERICA IN GALLON MILK CONTAINERS!!! FOR BIDEN!!!
DEM: Would you please stop shouting?
GOP: YOU'RE CENSORING ME!!! CANCEL CULTURE!!! FREEDOM!!! 5G!!!
DEM: …
GOP: WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? RUN AWAY LITTLE BITCH! PUSSY CUCK LIB!
DEM: …

MEDIA: Democrats refuse to engage in policy discussion; Republicans upset.