Once more from Mr. Tiedrich:

it’s time to leave Joe Biden the fuck alone

Republicans are being shitweasels again

in the wake of Joe Biden’s heartbreaking announcement that he’s been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer, Republicans are reacting as they always do — by being horrible. each and every one of them is cordially invited to fuck all the way off.

let’s start with this vile shitgoblin

I think it’s very sad, actually. I’m surprised that it— wasn’t— y’know, the public wasn’t notified a long time ago. ’cause to get to stage nine, that’s a long time. I just had my physical. you saw that. you saw the results of that particular test. I think that test is standard to uh, pretty much anybody. getting a physical. good physical. we had the doctors at the White House and over at Walter Reed which is a fantastic hospital do it, I did a very complete physical, including cognitive tests, I’m proud do announce I aced it.”

I have a question: how long has Sundowning Grandpa Fuckface had stage nine dementia? because there’s no such thing as ‘stage nine’ cancer.

the stages only go up to four. Donny would know that if he ever bothered to listen to anyone for more than two seconds before losing interest and making it all about himself.

listen to this preening fuckwad drone on for the thousandth time about ‘acing’ his cognitive test. we get it, Donny. you were able to point to a drawing of a camel. good for you. help yourself to a lollypop on your way out of the doctor’s office.

who the fuck is Donny to accuse any other person of lying about their health?

we have never seen one legitimate, detailed medical report on Donny. what we get are bullet-point summaries written by day-drinking quacks who fart out ludicrous claims like Donny will live to be 200 years old.

the press never questions any of this laughable shit.

we’re told that Donny’s ear got blown to pieces by a would-be assassin’s bullet and then magically grew back within days — with no scarring — and reporters just nod their heads and write it all down.

we’re told that Donny is 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighs 224 pounds.

yeah, right.

would any of the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled media like to maybe write a book on how Donny’s brain went fuckity-bye a long, long time ago? now, that would be a page-turner. you could probably do a whole chapter on how Donny got outwitted by a fucking box.

it’s a box. it has a lid that flips up — and Preznit Shitforbrains is completely flummoxed by it. Donny has to hand the thing it off to some flunky who does the job in two literal seconds.

for those of you keeping score at home, it’s —

Donny: 0
fucking box: 1

imagine for one hot second that it was Joe Biden up there, befuddled by cardboard. Fox News would be playing it on an endless loop.

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Couchfuck McGee can fuck all the way off.

“whether the right time to have this conversation is now or some time in the future, we really do need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job.”

this sectional sexpest is gaslighting us at warp factor nine. say what you want about Joe Biden’s health — he fucking crushed it as president. he was more than capable — he practically worked miracles.

Joe inherited an economy that had been ravaged due to Donny’s mismanagement of the covid pandemic — and by the end of his term, we had prosperity and record low unemployment. America’s economic recovery from covid was stronger — and happened faster — than any other country on the planet.

now look at what’s happened since Biden left office. in just four months, Donny and Couchfuck have taken that robust economy and turned America into a third-world hellhole that can’t pay its bills, can’t feed its people, and can no longer predict when a fucking tornado might hit.

A forecasting office in Jackson, Ky., which was directly in the line of Friday night’s tornadoes, is one of four no longer with enough staff to operate at all times.

JD and Donny are trying to hoodwink the public into believing the exact opposite of reality — that they’re the one’s who rescued America from Biden’s incompetence. up is down. black is white.

it’s flagrant horse shit. do you think any of our worthless scribs might want to write a book about that?

Oklahoma Rep Markwayne Mullin can fuck all the way off.

“it’s interesting the timing of them releasing the cancer, right? It seems like since the Hur tapes were released, they’re like, ‘hey wait, it might be a good time to distract the American people and talk about his cancer.’”

we’re being gaslighted again.

Markwayne Mullin wants us to believe that Joe Biden was sitting on his cancer diagnosis — and not doing anything about it — so he could use it as a political distraction if the need ever arose. that makes no fucking sense.

Robert Hur, in case you don’t recall, is the Republican stooge who was apppointed by that ineffectual cum-sock Merrick Garland to investigate the classified docs Biden found in his garage. Hur cleared Biden of any culpability in that incident — but on his way out the door, he turned in a hit-piece of a report that painted Biden as “an elderly man with a poor memory” who couldn’t remember when his son Beau died.

as I wrote at the time,

Hur made the whole thing up. yesterday morning, just before the hearing started, the Washington Post published the transcript of Hur’s five-hour-long interview with Biden — and oh, look: here’s Biden’s actual answer to the question:

“What month did Beau die? Oh God, May 30.”

here’s a thing Robert Hur actually said to Joe Biden during his interview: “you appear to have a photographic understanding and recall.”

no, Biden isn’t using his cancer diagnosis as a distraction from the Hur tapes. Donny is using the Hur tapes as a distraction from him fucking America’s economy straight into the ground.

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now, here’s some shitbucket who thinks Jill Biden should go to jail. he can fuck all the way off.

Leo Terrell isn’t just some neo-Nazi adjacent rando on the internet. he’s Senior Counsel to the Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Rights Division of the Department of What Used To Be Known As Justice.

oh great, another Sewer Clown flunky who casually suggests that his political opponents should be thrown in jail. what could go wrong?

know who has been the one decent Republican through all of this? Meghan McCain.

fuck every other Republican for making me agree with Meghan McCain.

Joe Biden is going through some serious shit right now. let’s leave him alone and focus on what’s right in front of us: a bunch of democracy-hating authoritarians led by an insane megalomaniac are destroying our government right before our very eyes, so they can replace it with the Forever Rule of Mad King Donny.

‘should Joe Biden have withdrawn from the race sooner’ and ‘should Joe Biden have managed his health better’ are topics worth exploring some day — but today is not that day. we don’t have the luxury of having those conversations right now — not when there’s so much fuckery afoot.

the conversation we need to be having right now is how do we fight fascism?

let’s fucking go.

and let’s give the final word to the Onion, because this headline perfectly encapsulates all the insanity going on right now.