A Map of the US…
…drawn by a truck driver who’s seen most of it.
While I Believe There Are Other Civilizations in the Universe…
…the state our own society right now is probably why we haven’t heard from them.
Either the Earth has been fenced off with a sign that says, “Insane Asylum,” or all those other civilizations have self-destructed just like we’re flirting with.
Sadly, no. Damien was evil and cunning. Trump is just a self-absorbed narcissistic man-child who has never faced consequences for a single thing he’s done in his life.
57 Years Later
My mom loved this—and in fact all of the Tijuana Brass—albums. I will always associate Herb Alpert with lazy summer vacation days as it seemed his music was always playing on the hi-fi in our family room.
And There You Have It
Draw Your Own Conclusions
Wardrobe Malfunction
Hmmm…
Same Energy
Juxtaposition is Funny
How Long…
…before someone just backs a truck into it and makes off with the entire assembly to disassemble at their leisure?
Yup.
Just Putting This Out There…
Why Is It…
…that if you happen to end up in the ER, they always look like this?!
(Don’t worry, nothing happened. I just saw this and it triggered the question.)
The Evidence We Are Living in a Simulation is All Around Us
A compelling argument.
Hmmm…
I’ve never paid for sex per se, but I’ve had massages that turned into sex. (Okay, he was a masseur who advertised in the back pages of the Bay Area Reporter, so…) Does that count?
Obviously
Ruining Your Childhood
And Fred, sometimes there’s more than one. ?
Wait…
…I thought that’s what university libraries were for.
(At least they were when I was at University. And the Student Union, and Bear Down Gym, and the Old Chem Building Basement… )
Some Interesting Advice
No Lies Detected
Ummm…
The More You Know
Happy National Chocolate Cupcake Day!
Is that a real thing?
If Your Asshole Looks Like That…
You really do need to get it checked out.
The Cosmic Gorilla Effect
“From Research Organizations…”
I wish I could track down the original article this was drawn from, because it sounds legit.
Never mind. Found it. ?
Another Fictional God We’re Still Waiting To Appear…
