Sunday Sermon, Cont.
Sunday Sermon
You Sure About That?
Is This True?
Hmmm…
You'd Think…
The Only Thing That Would Make This More Perfect…
The Sun…
The Sun is probably the closest thing we'll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here:
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- Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
- Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
- Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
- Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
- Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
- People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
- Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
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Of Course You Would, Bill.
Hmmm…
What a Wonderful Business Opportunity!
Oh, to be a Fly on That Wall
So That's What the Kids are Calling It These Days
Attendance is Mandatory
It Took Me a Moment…
Things are Different in Korea
Nope. No Fucks Whatsoever.
If Getting That Sleep Were Only So Easy…
After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.
written by Matthew Walker PhD, Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams
(via themedicalstate)