Unf! (NSFW)


I had to do a triple-take when I saw this last guy. I thought it was someone I'd worked with at DISH, but it's not; the ink's all wrong and at least as of two years ago, he didn't have a pierced septum.

Jon's Hamm

The infamous trouser snake has gotten loose again and was spotted roaming the streets of New York! Protect your wives! Protect your daughters! Protect your husbands and your sons!

I Know It's Fake…

…because every other picture I've seen of Mr. Hardwick shirtless indicates he's either shaved to within an inch of his life or naturally smooth as a baby's hind end. But it's still nice to fantasize.