Category: Humor

"I was surprised it was so easy to get these morgue freezers installed! The company wondered why I needed them, so I told them my husband does a lot of hunting and can't always immediately dress the carcasses. Speaking of my husband, the floozy he was fucking is already in the bottom and he'll be in the top after he eats this special salad I've prepared."

"Since I left for college, my dad has gotten back into some of his old hobbies."

"Oh! That's very different! Never mind!

"Again Laura?"

Whatever you say. ?

…despite numerous pink fibers found on his corpse.