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Furthermore…
Bakers wear loafers.
Zookeepers wear crocs.
Angels wear wingtips.
Dogs wear hush puppies.
Surgeons wear Doc Martens.
Lumberjacks wear timberlands.
and finally…
Ice skaters wear slippers.
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