Out Of The Mouth Of Babes…
I'm Old
Are you SURE?
The Number of Happiness
Why Not Vers?
Well…
Oblivious
I Hate When That Happens
#Relatable
Putting the O in Halloween
There's a Challenge Out There Right Now
The irony is not lost on me that Toobin wrote for the New Yorker. And it's funny, until it's not.
I guess guys will be guys… but sometimes you just don't want them to be.
…and you can Google image a lot lot lot more of these, should you be so inclined.
[Source]
My Favorite Time of Year
Not Apocalyptic
But still scary AF!
~Fin~
Ben, in the kitchen, removing plastic wrap from cucumber: "I just took the condom off the cucumber." [chopping]
Me, in the den: "What?"
Ben: "Oh, did you want the condom on the cucumber?"
Me: "No, I like it raw."
End scene.
Save That Shit For When You're On The Clock
Happy National Coming Out Day
Don't You Love Unboxing Videos?
Caption This
Mic Drop
Donald Trump and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop at the same time.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump on his chair reached for the aftershave.
Trump was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been to a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Obama and said, "How about you?"
Obama replied, "Go ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
BOOM.
Remember…
Some Comic Relief
"Stalls"
It's No Wonder…
…Kirk was having such trouble with those modern dance routines.
In These Uncertain Times…
"Now cut that out boy, or I'll spank you where your feathers are thinnest."
